"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" A loud shriek shook the room and possibly, the entire mansion.
"Shout as much as you want, little bitch. No one is coming to save you here. I have already set up anti sound barriers." The white-haired man said with a menacing expression, his tone both angry and smug.
"S...sensei, I am sorry, ummm... I would probably try not to sleep in again..." I hesitatingly promised, I mean I can’t say that I won’t do it again, since you know, sex is awesome, and I love Tsuna, so it’s not like I am staying away from her either.
But excuses are just for show, do you really think I am spending one more second here?
My sensei just caught me sleeping in his family mansion, after fucking his grand-daughter. We may be close, and have a good bonding, but I am not taking risks.
So, I did what was the best possible option, Use the flying thunder god to escape.
"Hmmm? What happened?" I thought aloud, since nothing happened.
What I mean is that I used the jutsu, and nothing happened.
"You don’t think I won’t prepare for you escaping with flying thunder god now, would you? You were asleep in quite the peaceful sleep, gave me enough time to prepare everything. There’s already a barrier set up preventing the flying thunder god." Sensei smirked angrily.
This time, I finally regretted my carelessness, and with my utmost sincerity, I bowed towards him, "I am sorry for my carelessness, sensei."
"Oh? You think I am angry because of your carelessness in sleeping here and not leaving?" Sensei asked with a smile.
"You are not?" I asked with a twitching face, I mean I knew I was bullshiting, but gotta keep up the role now.
"Water style: Hard Water Vortex Blade!"
Sensei did not reply with words, instead, he shot an S rank jutsu towards me, but I put my ultimate chakra control into used, and performed the fastest body flicker I could, avoiding the jutsu and running away.
My head turned back as I fled, after all, it was not that serious, Sensei won’t actually kill me, right?
*Thud* bang, and I fell... That hurt...
I groaned, then turned back in horror... a barrier.
I was trapped, completely so, sigh... was today really the end?...
"What happened brat? Not so cocky now? Where did all that courage go? The courage which made you take the decision of coming here last night.
You seem scared now? Are you too panicked to even check your surroundings with your senses?" Tobirama sensei asked with a smile, but that smile was anything but pleasant.
I sighed, and prepared for delivering an Oscar winning performance.
"In my defence, I and Tsunade have both been in a relationship for a long time, and we are both finally adults now, so this kind of thing was practically a foregone conclusion, right?
Besides, aren’t you slightly overacting? Yeah, I know I was not entirely right, but I was not wrong either... Are you sure that you are not just sour that your student managed to get a woman before you did?" I asked with a smirk, hoping my jokes would lead to a change in his aggressive heart.
"Forbidden Jutsu: Soul Petrification."
My eyes widened, and I urgently turned on full body enhancement, and quickly started to make seals, to prevent the jutsu from taking effect, because if it did, it was game over...
"Wait, I thought you said we can only use this jutsu on filthy Uchihas and when necessary, on shinobi of other villages... when we created it together, how can you use it on me?!!!" I shouted hysterically as I hopped around trying to escape.
"I suddenly realized that you are worse than those evil born bastards, and need to be dealt with first, so shut up and die." Sensei growled while shooting attacks at me.
"Wait! There’s one more thing, you absolutely need to hear this before your next actions, or you might regret it." I bided for time doing whatever I could, but hey, it worked.
"Oh, and what might be that?"
I smirked, and shouted,
"Tsuna, if you don’t want me dead then quit your acting, and get your ass up, and come here... No, don’t come alone, bring Grandma Mito too, quick!!! You are this close to becoming a widow!!!" I knew I couldn’t stop the angry Tobirama.
But there were people who could do that, and his elder sister-in-law fit in that criteria just right.
"You sneaky brat..." Sensei gritted his teeth
I knew that the play was done, though, I need to let sensei get his frustration out, or he would definitely take revenge on me later...
And as if hearing my thoughts, he charged at me, and caught me. Cause yeah, I did not evade or try to escape.
The result? I was hung upside down on a tree by the time Tsunade and Grandma Mito arrived.
And what did Tsunade do after seeing me like that?
She charged straight up attacking Tobirama sensei. I was kidding, she did not do that, what she did instead was,
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Yeah, she laughed loudly, practically falling to the ground clutching her stomach...
My face twitched looking at her, a mental note prepared for giving her ten extra spanks in our next session.
At least Grandma Mito was kind enough to let me down...
But, were her motives pure?
"Hehe, So Inaba-kun, and Tsuna-chan too, you both realize that you can only do what you did yesterday only after marriage? And even if you both were really excited and wanted to do it so much, shouldn’t you at least make a sound barrier around your room?" She asked with a smile...
Both mine and Tsuna’s face turned crimson and we both started looking at opposing directions, admiring the horizon and the clouds.
"Well, since you have already done what you can do only after marriage, it makes sense that you both get married now, right?" She continued further, with that same uncanny smile...
"Yes!!! We definitely should!" Tsunade shouted too, though her slightly flushed face showed that she was a bit shy too, albeit she didn’t show it...
"I... what??...Really?... huh" I stammered, not knowing what to answer, but grandma Mito’s smile deepened hearing my response.
"Inaba-kun, you don’t mean to say you are not going to marry Tsunade after sleeping with her, now do you?"
So this was her trap...
"What?! Agree quickly you bastard! Damn it!!" Tsunade shouted, as she jerked me to and fro by my collars.
"Alright!!! Alright!!! I agree! Stop!" I shouted, and the effect was immediate.
"Yayyy!" Tsunade shouted, and jumped at me hugging me tightly.
But, before she jumped, I saw something which shook me to my very core.
Mito winked at Tsunade.
Was this all a setup? Is this all a part of her plans?
Am I under Kyouka Suigetsu?!!
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