I trailed behind Evelyn as she led me into the forest. It was filled with massive talking trees, but unlike the ones I was used to, these bastards weren’t friendly.
Every few steps, one of them would casually trip me with its roots or branches, then burst into deep, villainous laughter like they’d just pulled off the prank of the century. Meanwhile, they were all "Yes, ma’am" and "Right this way, Lady Evelyn" to her. Absolute tree-huggers.
After what felt like an eternity of dodging root attacks, we finally reached a massive cliff. One look down, and my stomach did a backflip.
"A beautiful view, wouldn’t you agree, human?" Evelyn smirked.
I forced out a nervous chuckle. "Depends on your definition of beautiful. Because to me, that looks like a one-way ticket to the afterlife."
Her grin widened. "Maybe you just need a closer look to appreciate its beauty."
Before I could protest, she blasted me with a blast of magic, sending me falling off the edge.
"FLY, HUMAN! SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO!" she cackled as I plummeted into the abyss.
Panic surged through me as the wind roared in my ears. My magic barely worked against the sheer force of the fall. Was this it? Was I going to die just like that?
"ARRRGHHH!"
I screamed, pouring every ounce of energy into wind magic, desperately trying to slow my descent.
With mere seconds to spare, I managed to steer myself away from the horrifying bed of jagged, thorn-covered rocks below. Instead, I crash-landed onto slightly less deadly ground, gasping for breath like a man who had just seen his life flash before his eyes.
"HEY, YOU LITTLE BRAT!" I hollered up at the cliff. For the first time, I got a real look at where I’d ended up—a massive underground cave, dark as a nightmare. The only light came from the sky above, where I could barely make out Evelyn’s smug face.
She hovered midair, arms crossed. "If you make it out of there, I’ll consider teaching you how to fly. If not... well, enjoy your new home."
I grabbed a rock and hurled it at her. She dodged effortlessly.
"YOU TWIRP!" I growled.
"Bye-bye, human! Oh, and try not to die. There are some very hungry creatures down there," she teased before flying off.
I swallowed hard. The darkness around me felt alive. If there were things lurking in here...
Pssss-sss.
A low hiss came from my right. My breath hitched. When I turned, I saw an enormous snake, its dark skin blending almost perfectly with the shadows. The only things visible were its glowing red eyes, locked onto me like I was its next meal.
I staggered back, my legs wobbly with shock. Not even in my worst nightmares had I seen a creature like this. The snake stood coiled, its massive body hovering slightly off the ground, its forked tongue flicking in and out. It had to be at least twelve feet long.
No time to think.
I reached into my pocket dimension and hurled a scalpel at it.
Clang.
The blade bounced right off. The sound of metal striking metal echoed through the cave.
My eyes widened.
I threw more scalpels. Each one clattered uselessly to the ground. The snake’s skin was too tough—far tougher than that of the horned rabbits I had fought before.
As if waiting for me to finish my pathetic attempts, the snake lunged. I barely dodged as it smashed into the cave wall, nearly bringing the whole place down.
Frustrated, I switched tactics. Snakes hate fire... right?
I summoned a wave of flames, engulfing the beast.
Nothing.
No damage. Not even a flinch.
Panic set in. I threw everything I had at it—fire, water, earth, buffs—everything. But nothing worked.
"Evelyn!" I yelled, retreating deeper into the cave.
As I ran, more red eyes flickered in the darkness. Other creatures. Watching. Waiting. But none of them moved. Maybe because I was already a claimed prey.
The cave stretched on endlessly... until it didn’t.
Dead end.
No way out. Just me, the blinding darkness, and the massive snake flicking its tongue, inching closer.
I fell to the ground, trembling.
And then—
I know it’s embarrassing, but I peed myself.
I was scared.
I thought I was invincible.
I thought I was the strongest.
I was wrong.
All my confidence, my cockiness—gone. Down the drain.
The snake’s head hovered inches from mine. My breath came in short, panicked gasps. My heartbeat thundered in my ears.
It opened its mouth, ready to swallow me whole, and out of sheer desperation—
Sexdusa!
I activated my charm skill.
The snake charged at me as I braced myself for death, watching my life flash before my eyes.
But instead of biting my head off, or tearing me into tiny threads... it started licking me.
It coiled around me, its massive tongue dragging across my face. My heart pounded.
I lost it.
Peeing myself was one thing.
This?
This was worse.
The whole dungeon smelled, my face burned with humiliation, and I screamed.
"EVELYN! ROSE! ANYONE! MOMMY!"
Then—
[System analysis complete...]
A notification flashed before my eyes.
"Huh?"
[The Sexdusa skill has worked on the Python.]
[Effect duration: 10 minutes.]
[Once the effect wears off, the snake will kill you.]
[You’ve depleted most of your points trying to attack earlier.]
[You do not have enough points to teleport back to the human world.]
I had ten minutes before death. Great, just a few more minutes before the inevitable.
But then—
"Wait... System? Doesn’t Sexdusa only work on MILFs?"
[It works on all females]
"Even on monsters?"
[No.]
"Huh?"
[Analysis complete: The Python is not a monster.]
[It is a cursed female demon.]
"Say what now?!"
[Recommended action: Use Divine Protection to lift the curse.]
The hell!
I had never used Divine Protection on someone else but l did that day. I used magic to create a magic lamp to give me some light as l watched the skill do it’s work.
Once the curse was lifted—
Her form shifted before my eyes, and what I saw...
No. No way. This couldn’t be real...
TBC