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Chapter 27: Rias × Issei? by Harem-Fan
I'm currently about to arrive at school, holding a large paper-bag full of freshly grown roses in white and red...
A pair of future sexual predators flank my sides.
As we enter the front-gates, Issei does his best imitation of a loyal lapdog, fighting Saji for the best spot next to Sona and Tsubaki!
"A fresh white rose for you, and you, and of course you~♪!"
I calmly start at the far end of the Student Council, pulling out a single white rose, and handing it to every single member, with my, please punch me smile!
This action of course has frozen every student, and Sona's Peerage, due to my actions.
Sona gets my last white rose, and a slight head nod, followed by...
"Goooooooood Morning Pres~♪!"
Then I stand in front of my new girlfriend, who is totally back in ice-cube form, with a bit of blush.
I pulled out the last dozen of the most beautiful red roses, placed them in Tsubaki's arms and said!
"Dear Tsubaki, please join me for a homemade Bento boxed lunch for two, at lunch time! Later beautiful~♪!"
And I finish with a wink!
It was so quiet in the gate area, for a moment one could hear the footsteps of the leaving goddess-offender.
Then all hell broke out...
The most amazing thing was the two dumb Dragon's giving me death-glares for stealing Tsubaki from their clutches, of course while crushing those poor flowers they held.
Sona, holding the single white rose, had a gentle smile on her face.
While Tsubaki just stood there, tightly holding her flowers, trying not to break her serious mask, just as planned!
Tsubaki isn't a girl that can handle public displays of affection, so I will save that for closets and the like!
So I of course made it to class, and finally heard decent gossip about me for once...
Well better than Pink Zombie!
You know shit like...
"Do you think the VP likes him?"
"Matsuda always pranks the VP, this is normal."
"Is Matsuda cool now?"
"We need to protect the VP!"
"He broke the Bro code!"
Yup, that last one was Issei, coming into the room.
My desk mate Kiba, shook off his non-harem, sat down and lifted his brows at me!
He was just shaking his blonde head with a smile.
He then asked me with amusement in his voice...
"So, what did you do to piss off the Club Pres?"
"The fuck you talkin bout Willis?!"
I'm caught unaware about why Rias is pissed at me?
I literally haven't seen her in like 5 days or so.
"Not sure really? I just saw her talking with Akeno, and she was grinding her teeth all mad, muttering your name!"
He shrugs, like he can care less, but I see the glint of hoping I get what's coming to me, that bastard!
I think it's bible day, bitch!
Okay future me, let's pay attention to our Spidey Sense today, don't want a blast of Power of Destruction in my head!
(Future Mat 4: I'm still holding back 2 and 3... You're on your own!)
Motohama, Issei, and I entered the lunchroom together...
They won't leave me alone, because they know I invited Tsubaki for lunch.
Damn pair of hemorrhoids!
It looks like Tsubaki has just arrived.
Every student's heads are moving as one, like they are at a ping pong game.
They are anticipating if the 4th most popular girl in school will sit with her bully!
I wave my hand to get Tsubaki's attention, she holds back a smile, but I see in her eyes the happiness for our little date.
However I hear crying and sighing, as Tsubaki sits right next to me, and I mean shoulder-to-shoulder.
Yup the masses must accept the truth!
My friends are sitting across from us, most likely for a better view... Fortunately Motohama is a nervous wreck, so no problems from him at least!
Issei however is glaring daggers at me, and wants to see if I'm blackmailing her.
Click Click~! As I set up all the Bento Box food I made this morning, I asked the hottie.
"Tsubaki dear, how did you sleep last night? Oh, And Mom said she loved having you over."
Her slight smile escaped, despite her trying to hide it, and said.
"I had a wonderful night's rest, and it is so nice to hear her say that!"
She used chopsticks, and held a shrimp.
"Oh, Mat is this shrimp tempura?"
Tsubaki said it, like a Wife having a meal with her Husband.
Thud~! Yup, there goes Issei's head hitting the table!
Damn, is that a Soul escaping his mouth?
We of course had polite chit-chat, and secretly held-hands under the table... so lewd Tsubaki!
Mwah! She even had the nerve to give me a peck on the side of my face before fleeing!
Nice, I am now in love!
The rumor-mill was truly ablaze, and I think Tsubaki wants it too, that is what my hunch is telling me.
I'm about to enter the Occult Research Club, and I got minor threats going!
Probably Rias pouting, but not enough to be violent... I hope!
I walked in and sat to Kiba's right, across from super-sexy Koneko...
Rias is in her swivel armchair, looking out of the ORC window.
Akeno is currently pouring tea for Rias, giving me a naughty-boy smile, and a wink.
So I'm going to break the ice!
"Matsuda reporting for work, President!"
I say and wait, and wait, and wait?
I whisper to the hotter than fuck VP...
"Akeno, so does this mean I get a day off again?"
Rias turned her head to me, and said a bit miffed.
"No you don't get a day off!"
Looks like Rias finally got her thoughts in order.
Just like dealing with my past life Wife, I tell her...
"Um, President, I don't mind admitting to anything I do wrong, but if you can't tell me why you're mad at me... I can't do anything?!"
Pouting, Rias says it...
"Sona called me last night, so excited that you and her Queen are dating, and no one told me!"
For me, this jealousy was Rias's only bad side, but most women are like that really.
She is just more Tsundere about it.
We aren't even in a relationship! (You didn't tell her that.)
With a tired smile, I explain.
"President, I couldn't have told you first, because this just happened yesterday. Tsubaki came to see my garden, and met my parents... One thing led to another, and now we are a couple. I didn't think having a relationship was against the rules?"
I shrug, because she is being childish right now.
I know she has some insecurity, and thinks Sona will honey-trap me, so...
I stand up, walk to her desk, look down at her cute pout, and say to the hot redhead.
"You know I'm not a dumb man, and I know how to keep feelings out of things like Rating Games, and no Sona will never steal or buy my loyalty from my King. My promise to you is rock solid... I will never betray my kind and smart King. So please just relax and trust in your Pawn to be there for you, alright?!"
I smile and then add.
"And if this is because it was unexpected that I jumped into a relationship... I have decided to break my rule and I will tell you who your soulmate is!"
Her eyes looked in my direction just a bit, so she wants love and she took it out on me, got it!
Rias is smart at the wrong times.
"Do you want the bad news , or in private?"
I thumb at the group of eavesdropping Devils.
Rias sits up, breathes in, and says...
"We are family, so no need to hide it, please tell me."
Yup that look of anticipation won't last, trust me!
I sigh is the hardest thing I will ever say!
"Sigh, His identity will be a huge shock to you, so don't get too happy. The man you are supposed to live for, with, and marry is none other than... The Red Dragon Emperor, Issei Hyoudou."
Welp, since no one is moving or talking, I go back and sit down.
Koneko stopped eating the candy bar, and was not sure if she lost her appetite?
Kiba looked at me... waiting for the punchline.
Akeno thought that she can't be a mistress with Issei!
"W... what kind of joke is that?"
"Sigh, Damn I told her she shouldn't know, I messed everything up."
"Out loud, and Is this real?"
"Wow I feel like a doctor giving a terminal health result."
I close my eyes and admit...
"I fucked up the timeline, and I can't fix it! Issei Hyoudou was supposed to be your 8 piece Pawn, and not me. He was supposed to die by that bitch's hands at the park! I got drunk one night, and sent him to Sona. When I was drunk, I think I must have been jealous, and wanted to be your servant, and not Sona's!"
I'm currently giving Rias a 90 degree bow, in shame...
"Please forgive me, and I will accept your reasonable punishment. I will also beg Sona to let you trade me if you want. He is supposed to be your Husband, and I messed up!"
I was never going to tell her I messed things up, but my stupid curse made me confess everything, damn it Big G!
I heard nothing from anyone... I get it!
I made a huge mistake, and I can't fix it...
No do over, no second chance.
I actually have felt super bad for this.
All of a sudden, I'm lifted by Rias's arms, and she hugs me into her impressive chest?
"Silly boy... You said it yourself... You see possible futures. Maybe I'm not supposed to be with him this time? I want to choose who I want to be with my own heart, not get my life chosen solely on visions, that can change."
She hugged me tighter, and finished...
"Otherwise, it is like an arranged marriage, right? I want it to be my choice, not fate!"
She is still rubbing my back.
(Rias still hasn't told Mat she heard his dying wish to be willing to marry her.)
"Damn, sometimes Rias is smarter than me, and her chest feels and smells so good!"
Rias smiles more, and says!
"Out-loud again, and thank you, haha!"
"Fuck, she is laughing at me!"
She lifts my chin to look into my face...
"Out-loud, and what really made me happy is that Drunk You chose me, and no one else. That is why I'm not mad, and don't forget I promised to never abandon you!"
She grins at my confused face, and continues...
"Who wants a temperamental Dragon, when I have my new favorite servant? Plus... Sona can bite a pillow since she can't have you, hah!"
She is a Devil... As she held me, I blurted again...
"In the future I saw, I now know why he fell for you, and it wasn't just because of your body!"
I fully stood up, breaking her nice hug, and said seriously, without the curse.
"You are truly a good person at heart... I know out-loud!"
Rias's blue eyes looked up at me, hearing my words, and her heart skipped a beat...
After clearing the air, I began the fucking bullshit flyer duties...
It was late at night, and I was fucking lost!
Beep Beep~! I look at the radar magic device in my hand, looking for the Human who wants a wish!
"Fuck, who makes a genius pass out flyers with a DBZ Greed detector?!"
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