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Chapter 34: She Is Good? by Harem-Fan
What, no alarm this morning?
Oh, Is Grayfia holding me?
It smells like... not like Grayfia?
No, not only that, I feel arms around both of my arms?!
My eyes shot open... and I froze at what I saw!
I'm in my room, good.
I see long red hair on my right shoulder, less good?
I see long black hair on my left shoulder!
I think I'm in a bad spot!
Or a good spot depending on the day?
My right-hand is sandwiched in Rias's snatch... No hair?
And my lucky left-hand?
Well, that is 4 Devil women's privates, plus and Angel's, that I can confirm are all bare down there.
Must it be a supernatural thing, since I also lost all body hair below my neck?
So both of the girls have vice-grips on me, damn, I kinda !
No me... This isn't the time for nonsense!
Okay, I can't even move a finger here, or I will wake the two.
Can't meld into the earth, got a box-spring and mattress under me, and I'm on the 2nd floor.
Alright, what would anime Issei do in this arguably awesome situation?
Never mind, that is bad too.
Should I just do the Friends-Joey bit, and say... How you~do~in?
No, I know operation [Feint] seems to work.
I can just play dead, and let them feel hella awkward when they wake up!
Should I just kiss them good-morning, and make sexy lemonade?
Nope, that is no good!
Shit... what should I tell Tsubaki?!
Hey babe... I woke up with my super sexy King and Queen, and they were totally naked, while using me as a hug-pillow!
Alas all good things must come to an end...
Rattle Click~! At that moment, my keen ears heard, then saw the doorknob turn in painfully slow motion!
The curse of [Rapid Cognition]! With a mental... 'Noooooooooo~!'
Creak~! The door opened wide, and to my horror there stood my Dad and Mom, frozen with a very happy Mastiff named Precious!
WOOF [Great job Alpha! You pressed the two bitches that saw Master's play-toy! And that is why you are Alpha!] WOOF~!
Rias, who was awakened by the dog, peeked from my right shoulder, over the sheet, saying.
"Good morning Mr. and Mrs Tanaka! It is nice to see you again."
She warmly greeted them both, always happens!
My Dad trembled, then pointed and said.
"You-you're Rias from the store?!"
His eyes were wide-open staring at the beauty on his Son's side.
Rias smiles like a Devil.
Don't just yup, and do a cute head-tilt!
Then Akeno stretched her arm, and wrapped it on my chest, and looked up at the door. She smiled and said.
"Good morning Mr. and Mrs Tanaka. I'm Akeno, it is a pleasure to finally meet you, fufu."
Oh... I am a dead man, again!
My Dad is going to faint for sure, and my Mom has said nothing, why?
The reason she isn't saying anything, is because, between the two naked hot girls, that are under a white sheet naked with me, there is the biggest fucking [Tent] I probably ever made under said sheet.
Nope... I look so fucking guilty!
I try really hard to deal with this...
"Mom and Dad... I have a good reason for this! I... I do have an explanation, and... The girls wanted to see my rock-garden! But it was too late by the time we got here, so we just crashed, and... I was going to wash their clothes for the girls... but they were already asleep, and we just, innocently ended up ..."
Dammit all to hell, that sounded worse!
Mom elegantly asks us...
"And do these two lovely girls know you have a girlfriend named Tsubaki?"
Damn Mom is too calm!
Rias nods and tells her.
"Yes, Mrs Tanaka, Tsubaki is Akeno's best friend, and another girl named Sona. And all five of us just hang out together. It's very normal. Tsubaki couldn't make it last night, but she told us how beautiful it was in the garden!"
Rias lies way better than me!
Creak~! My Mom slowly pulled out the real-dog and the other fake-dog... closed the door and said...
"I'll make more breakfast! Come down when you're ready."
Click! Then the door shut.
Why are the two girls giggling?!
My life is over, and they are fucking happy!
I just sat-up and put my hands on my face.
"Alright girls, I have my eyes covered... Go ahead and get ready."
Sniff~! Wait, why do my hands smell like, oh!
I want to die from shame!
Rias got out of the bed, and said.
"Oh, If it's you Mat, I really don't mind at all that you watch. How about you, Akeno?"
Rias is just all casual as fuck damn that tent ain't going down.
"Not if it's Matsuda... Actually, he can judge the both of us, and see who is bigger. We still haven't settled that right? Oh, But you might have to touch them?"
Damn, I'm just so frustrated right now!
Stupid DxD anime world turned real!
I uncover my damn eyes from my awkward smelling fingers, and just watch in a daze.
It would be disrespectful to not watch, right? Right?
You might not notice with all the shit going on, but these two look so sinful, and as drawn in an anime, you just can't enjoy this.
I hope my face doesn't look extra stupid right now. (No, just normal stupid.)
Phew~! I take a deep breath and say...
"Thank you both for doing this for me. I wasn't feeling well last night, and I feel like it is now far in the past."
"Was it to override bad memories with good ones? Thanks again, but please explain this to Tsubaki for me, because I don't know how to break it to her... Thanks!"
Akeno squinted her eyes at me, and asked.
"Do you want me to tell her the truth or a lie?"
"What kinda dumb ass question is that? Of course the truth!"
Akeno puts her finger on her lips and tells me.
"Oh... Then I will tell Tsubaki that I may be falling for her boyfriend, and wanted to see what it was like to be naked with him?"
"I think I just said to lie, right?!"
Akeno laughed, and the damn mountains shook and rolled... Is this affecting me with hypnotism? Damn, so nice!
Rias said to calm me.
"Don't worry, Mat. I sent both Sona and Tsubaki a circle about your fight, and we would bring you home, and do not worry!"
"Damn Rias is so smart and thoughtful! I think I love her now!"
I say to Rias with a bow in the bed...
"Thanks for covering my ass, President!"
Akeno sighs, and says to Rias.
"Ara~ara, Rias that sure did sound like a love confession! Awwww, but I guess he gave me one last night, when he said he would protect and love me!"
She is swooning back and forth, with her hands on her cheeks, and swaying melons!
Rias thinks and says...
"I guess he did say it out-loud, but he didn't say it to me? I don't know? Maybe if he asks, I might say, yes?"
She is head tilting with one finger on her chin!
Oh, I seem to be petrified with my mouth open.
Both Rias and Akeno looked at the broken Matsuda, mumbling shit he just doesn't remember...
"Rias, do you think he realizes what he said?"
She looks to her King.
"That he is talking out loud again? Nope! He seems out of it... It's strange that I seem to be the only person he does this around? I can't explain it!"
Rias just smiles at her silly Pawn.
A short while later, my brain was normal again, and we all dressed, then went down for breakfast....
I'm sitting in the fucking middle of Rias and Akeno again!
Is this anime world fate?
This is the luck anime Issei always had!
In the end, we had a normal meal together.
My parents are barraging both girls about our club activity and the like.
I did tell Rias not to alter my parent's minds... It isn't like they saw Devil wings or anything.
They just saw their Son being a 3-timer!
I can live with that.
As long as the supernatural is unknown, I will just live with the shame I have in fact earned!
Afterward, both girls toured my garden...
Akeno and Rias just ate it all up!
That ended well... I guess?
The dog however, kept on giving mounting advice and timing, for maxim obedience... to keep the bitches in line.
Before Akeno left, she made sure to give me a slightly too-intimate hug and kiss on my cheek, in front of my Dad.
And he just couldn't take it... and feinted!
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