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Chapter 23: Steam Bath Detectives? by Harem-Fan
So after all that drama, we had a welcoming party for me, and of course that meant, Akeno's cake!
It was actually damn good, no Sona food poisoning there.
So, yup, now it looks like Koneko asked me to sit by her, at least till the cake was gone, then she was gone, she is a foodie!
Or maybe she left because that damn Rias curse made me say...
"Damn she can put that shit away! I better get one more piece, before she bites my hand!"
I figured out how to beat the curse!
I just need to stop thinking of anything!
I, Rias, and the gang had discussed a few things to protect us, and it is something ...
1. Don't tell anyone what my Sacred Gear does or its name...
2. Never mention anything of the matters of Rias's marriage...
3. Don't tell anyone how many Pawn pieces were used on me...
However, the smart girl already told the Sis-con Devil King, my name and the fact Rias had to use all 8 Pawns to make me into her servant.
I told her to just tell anyone else that she used 2 on me, at least till Official Rating Games start way down the road...
4. She is having a meeting with the VP and Sona, and she will get me admitted into the Occult Research Club starting the next day.
I can still join my Swim Club as well!
Finally, I informed them what happened to cause my death on Sunday.
After everyone else left, I made my way home and did my duties like my normal workout.
However, they have to be modified a lot, due to my new race as a Devil.
Somewhere in Kuoh Town, where every man wants to be...
At midnight, in Sona's Kuoh mansion, inside a dimensional-space...
Sona, Tsubaki, Rias, and Akeno can be seen in a classic steam bath, discussing Devil matters, particularly the issue about Raynare.
Rias is explaining the events, in order to keep Sona and her group in the know...
Rias started the meeting...
"So it started when the Japanese History teacher, who is one of Akeno's contractors, was being hunted by the Church and Fallen Angels."
"While in a barrier, Mr. Mai stumbled across Matsuda, who was carrying a bag of food to go home. He then told him to hide, and Matsuda did promptly."
"Our teacher Mr. Mai, then was trapped in a dead-end, and thought he was done for. A moment later a small patch of earth was revealed from the concrete, like the stone made a hole."
"Then the two men saw an apple land in said hole. While both men watched, Mr. Mai heard from behind the stray Exorcist and I quote,"Say Hello to my little friend", Then like 30 years sped by in 2 seconds, and an enormous apple tree shot at the Exorcist impaling him into the wall"
After taking a sip of her milk-tea, Rias continued...
"Matsuda yelled at the teacher, told him to escape, and he did. No one ended up following after Mr. Mai, so the assassin was either dead or incapacitated."
"The whereabouts of Matsuda, until the following Sunday aren't confirmed."
Then Akeno took over...
"Shortly after my contractor escaped, the [Heaven Descends Event] struck the very same alley the altercation happened... Investigation of the area revealed nothing conclusive. It was utterly leveled in a 50 foot wide, and 15 feet deep crater."
She showed pictures to the other women and continued with her case...
"On Tuesday morning, an unknown mature sounding woman called into the school to report a family emergency for Matsuda Tanaka. It should be noted that Matsuda's parents left for Tokyo for family, before the event in the alley."
"Then no news of him was found until he became a widespread topic on local forums. This [Pink Zombie] video went viral after Sunday afternoon. The Mastiff in question wasn't a dog Matsuda owned previously."
She then brought out security still-shots from the town of a super tall beautiful European woman named Karen... 5 foot 9 inches tall, with long navy blue hair, walking the Pink Zombie Mastiff.
Akeno wipes off the moisture from her breasts, and says...
"This woman was seen in Kuoh Town for roughly 4 months, before vanishing from Kuoh after the video was released."
"Rias and I investigated what Matsuda would say about this. So we used a lie detection spell, and found out."
"He was walking from his dead Wife's house that day... His clothing was destroyed, had to take hers, and took the dog home."
Rias then took over the discussion...
"After he returned to school, he was approached by the Fallen Angel disguised as Yuma."
Akeno passed more pictures of their 6 days together, then Rias continued...
"Apparently, Matsuda recognized the disguise and played along with this Fallen Angel's ruse. He found it entertaining to subject her to over the top humiliation, sigh!"
"Anyway, we had found out about the first contact of the two, and found out about their date on Sunday. I went ahead and had my Familiar give him my summon circle, to avoid a war with the Fallen. If he thought of me if things went bad, I would be summoned as his Devil, and granted permission to take him as my servant before his last breath."
"Unfortunately for Matsuda, he underestimated Raynare, who killed him with her feathers. She did this because he was unable to be harmed by her light weapons."
"However, Matsuda admitted to making a mistake, not knowing his opponent's natural attacks, and paid the price"
Tsubaki wiped her glasses, and said out of all that information...
"Tanaka is a professional at getting a rise out of women!"
Rias and Akeno dumbly look at each other.
Sona, seeing her friend's confusion, clarifies...
"Mr. Tanaka has been causing my group headaches since the beginning of school. His intellect makes him act like a naughty child, but we have found him to be a sentimental Human, well now a Devil apparently."
"I tried getting my hands on him, but he shut me down, and threw me curve-balls left and right, avoiding my attempts to get him... But I think he planned it!"
She then handed the two girls the drunk letter...
"Just read this and you may find clues?!"
Sona saw very colorful expressions on the two's faces, and a bit of amazement.
Rias sounded upset...
"He sent you his friend who is the Red Dragon Emperor?! And the Black Dragon as well? He filled your team? B-But why just your team?"
Rias's envy is showing just a bit!
"And why do you think Matsuda wrote that?"
Sona the fox strikes, Rias bites like a fool!
"Just today, that proud peacock called himself , The Great Me, and that's who the letter is from! Plus he knows how your Peerage is arranged!"
"How was he able to do that?"
At this point, Rias finally realized she was saying too much, and just said what he did...
"Because Matsuda is a fucking genius!?"
And Rias adds her stupid head tilt!
Sona and Tsubaki just stare at one another, reading each-others expressions!
The 4 had a normal night after that...
In a 2 story track home, our dumb ass protagonist, Matsuda, woke up with cold chills and lower-back pains, out of nowhere and said...
"Kalawarna must be thinking of me!"
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