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Picture a girl walking slowly (like movie-slow motion ish) into a heated, sweaty party with constant flaunctuation of red and blue disco lights while Fireboy sings his 2019 or is it 2018?,...Narghh, I didn't hear that song in the early stage of January stroke February so it's definitely a 2019 jam. This girl's got her hair tied up Ariana Grande wannabe ish style, and she's rocking a black suede tube top that stops at the point where her boobs stops so I guess we can say she's wearing a tube bra and an oversized washed up denim jean strapped on tight with a knockoff Off-white popular yellow and black printed belt. I'm sure every teenager has got one of those. This girl teams her look with a white Nike sneaker, I'd like to call this girl "Lil miss Cliché island party girl" Damn that's a long ass name right? Damn!
Well, if you think this girl walking in slow-mo is me, then you're absolutely...WRONG!. In fact, I'm the girl in a baseball hat because I've got cornrows aka "all back" hairstyle on. And I'm too stressed to put on a wig coupled with the fact that I don't even own one. I've got a XXXL sweatshirt on which has "Don't Talk To Me, Walk away" written on it, and I'm rocking a "hand me down" popularly know as My mummy dash me, Skinny jeans from my moms closet, and yeah I'm equally rocking the same Nike sneakers as our "Lil miss Cliché Island party girl"
So yeah, I'm not "That Girl", That Girl is the kind of girl who's overly confident and is completely aware of her sexiness and all, she's the type that probably didn't overthink or worry or over stress over this party when she got the invitation in her mail, she's the girl that's got thousands of followers on Instagram and thousands of old Asian or Indian men slash perverts flooding her facebook messenger You know the, send me nudes bastards and all? Yeah. She's the girl that doesn't have to spend a dime at parties like this with overpriced cup of spiked orange juice, because the guys here are ready to buy her packs and packs of all the orange juice in the world, she's also the type that probably waited for her parents to fall asleep before scaling the fence and joining her best friends in a split-the-cost-equally;Taxify or Uber. She's definitely the iPhone 7s girl whose daily aspiration and goal is to find a perfect spot or location for a selfie or dope ass photograph. Okay I'm sure y'all get the picture already.
And then there's "Me" I'm the girl who's got 431 followers and 18 likes, I'm the type of girl who isn't insecure about her physique but just doesn't see the point of flaunting it, I mean what's the freaking point? Compliments? Oh puhleassss. I'm the type of girl that only gets invited to cool Island parties like this because I'm good with computers and graphics and I can send multiple emails to people like "Lil Miss Cliché Island Party Girl". I'm the type of girl who's got one boyfriend who I'm not so sure of and multiple unrealistic crushes like, Justin Bieber,who's happily married, Jon Bellion, who I heard is also secretly married. Wizkid, Who's in a secret relationship with Tiwa Savage or at least that's what instablog said. And Drake, who we all know can never be with someone like me. I'm also the type of girl that had to request for permission to attend this party months ahead and only got permitted because I lied it was a church youth night vigil. Come to think of it, I mean, it's actually a youth vigil. I'm the type of girl with a smartphone full of E-books, PDF files and audio books I never listen to. And right now, I'm the girl standing at the corner, pretending to be busy with her phone while she's secretly accessing every single cool person in the party.
So just in case you're wondering why I'm at this party, well the answer's very simple and clear, I'm in desperate need of adventure. Crazy right?, yeah I know, but it's the fact, and there's nowhere better to get your eyes filled and your mind blown away than an island party. Over my short time of attending these kind of parties, I've learnt that there are 10 kinds of teenagers at a party
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The classical ones who just want to get some and get high on weed and end up bragging about it in the morning.
Two
The ones who just want to dance and finally showcase their dance moves in public because they're tired of dancing for only one audience;their mirror.
Three
The ones who just want to take good pictures to post on their social media and appear like they've got their lives in order.
Four
The ones who just show up because they just bought a new piece of outfit, and they think it'd be nice for the party.
Five
The broke ones who come to cool parties and pretend to be boujee and bad, just for show.
Six
The ones who wish they weren't there at all, but have no choice because they love gawking at fine boys or fine girls.
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The ones who just want to catch fun and nothing more.
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The ones who come to sell weed and pick pockets.
Nine
The first timers
Ten
The adventurous ones who are depressed, sad, tired of life's drama and are already contemplating suicide but are scared of their thoughts so they'd do anything to get their minds off their evil thoughts because even if they really want to end their lives and die so bad, they still want to be saved because they believe lives got so much to offer.
No 10 are People like me, Star, Opeoluwa David.