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[Rasa: Pakura should be grateful too! Her death contributed significantly to the village!]
[Karura: Poor Pakura was incredibly loyal! How do you think she felt being betrayed?! She didn't deserve that!]
[Naruto Uzumaki: If it makes you feel better, I'm going to silence him permanently so you don't have to keep hearing every dumb thing he says.]
[Karura: Do it! No, wait! Better yet, expel him! Make sure he has no chance of coming back! Let him rot in the Pure World! I hope he reincarnates as a rat one day!]
[Naruto Uzumaki: That...]
Honestly, Naruto had nothing to gain from keeping Rasa in the group, but expelling him...
He still needed to consider if Rasa had anything of value before making that decision.
[Rasa: Expel me?! Don't even think about it! And you, ungrateful woman, just wait until I come back to life! You'll pay for this!]
[The group leader, Naruto Uzumaki, has muted Madara Uchiha for three minutes.]
[Hashirama Senju: Huh? Why are you muting Madara? He didn't do anything this time...]
[Naruto Uzumaki: Oops, that was an accident.]
[The group leader, Naruto Uzumaki, has permanently muted Rasa.]
[Naruto Uzumaki: I can't undo Madara's mute. Just hang in there for three minutes, no other choice.]
[Tobirama Senju: A shame you didn't mute him permanently by accident, ahem.]
[Naruto Uzumaki: I'm not going to.]
[Tobirama Senju: Tch...]
[Karura: So... does anyone know how my children are? Please, tell me they're okay.]
[Naruto Uzumaki: Healthy as can be, don't worry. If you want, I can bring you back to life right now.]
[Karura: Really?! That would be amazing! I want to see them already!]
[Naruto Uzumaki: I'll be leaving the village soon to look for someone. I can take you to Sunagakure on the way.]
[Karura: Thank you so much, truly!]
[Naruto Uzumaki: Anything for a friend's mother... By the way, I heard you're single now...]
[Karura: Uh... are you flirting with me?]
[Naruto Uzumaki: I don't know, is it working?]
[Karura: Hehe, you're very funny.]
[Naruto Uzumaki: Tch, guess that means it's not working. What a shame.]
[Karura: It's just that you're the same age as my children... You're way too young.]
Of course, Naruto was just joking.
Although he didn't know Gaara that well yet, he was willing to be his friend.
He was just messing around with his mom.
Like when you visit your friend's house and joke about flirting with his mom just to annoy him.
Only this time, the one hearing everything and unable to do anything... was Rasa, her husband.
And if Karura really accepted the flirting?
Well, then Naruto would be Temari, Kankurō, and Gaara's stepdad.
Nothing wrong with that.
[Nawaki Senju: Grandpa, great-uncle! It hurts that you completely ignored me! You didn't even say hi!]
[Hashirama Senju: Huh? And who are you?]
[Nawaki Senju: Of course, how would you know...]
[Tobirama Senju: Hashirama, that's Nawaki, Tsunade's younger brother. Your second grandson.]
[Hashirama Senju: Ohhh, so I have another grandson.]
[Mito Uzumaki: It's normal that you don't know him, dear. You died young.]
[Tobirama Senju: Hashirama died at 42. Tsunade was four, and Nawaki was born eight years later.]
[Hashirama Senju: No one told me I had another grandson! Nawaki! Will you tell me how you died?]
[Nawaki Senju: Well...]
[Tobirama Senju: I'm curious too, I want to know. When it happened, I was already dead. I only found out about Nawaki's death from Mito when we reunited in the Pure World.]
[Naruto Uzumaki: As his nickname suggests, Nawaki was a kamikaze. He's Kamikaze-kun, or Bomb-Kid.]
[Tobirama Senju: No way...]
[Hashirama Senju: Did you strap explosive tags to yourself and launch at the enemy? What a cool way to die, dear grandson! If you can't win, at least take them with you!]
[Nawaki Senju: I... actually stepped on an explosive tag trap...]
[Naruto Uzumaki: That's actually why Orochimaru fears death so much. Nawaki was his student. Seeing him die without being able to help affected him so deeply that he became obsessed with immortality. Though the death of his parents as a child also played a part.]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: I didn't know that...]
[The group leader, Naruto Uzumaki, has muted Hiruzen Sarutobi for three minutes.]
[Naruto Uzumaki: Don't talk, please. I don't like you.]
[Hashirama Senju: Pfff~]
[Madara Uchiha's three-minute mute has ended.]
[Madara Uchiha: Why is it always me...?]
[Naruto Uzumaki: I told you it was an accident. Don't be dramatic.]
[Hashirama Senju: When you come back to life, I'll train you hard, grandson. Imagine stepping on another trap. That would be...]
[Nawaki Senju: Pathetic? I know.]
[Hashirama Senju: No. Actually, it would be... Hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHA]
[Mito Uzumaki: Don't laugh at our grandson, Hashirama.]
[Hashirama Senju: Okay, okay. It was just too funny to let it slide.]
[Naruto Uzumaki: Alright, do what I said. Transfer your Chakra and I'll give you permission to see the real world through my eyes.]
[Tobirama Senju: Only on rare occasions...]
[Naruto Uzumaki: You're not going to let that go, are you?]
[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki has given the group leader all his Chakra!]
Naruto was surprised. He expected Nawaki or Itama, who wanted to see their families, to be first—not the Sage of Six Paths.
Still, he accepted it without hesitation.
With Hagoromo's Chakra alone, his reserves tripled.
They were now greater than Kurama's.
Naruto felt strange, like his body was full to the point of bursting.
[Nawaki Senju has given the group leader all his Chakra!]
[Itama Senju has given the group leader all his Chakra!]
[Karura has given the group leader all her Chakra!]
[Hamura Ōtsutsuki has given the group leader all his Chakra!]
[Asura Ōtsutsuki has given the group leader all his Chakra!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi has given the group leader all his Chakra!]
[Biwako Sarutobi has given the group leader all her Chakra!]
Naruto accepted them one by one, leaving Hamura's Chakra for later.
At that moment, he felt like a balloon about to pop.
His Chakra control had worsened terribly due to the sudden increase.
He probably couldn't even form a proper Rasengan right now.
But he'd get used to it and work to improve.
And that's what he disliked most: working hard.
But it wouldn't be the first time, so he'd just have to deal with it.
Noticing two members hadn't given him their Chakra, Naruto frowned.
[Naruto Uzumaki: Looks like Rasa and Indra don't want to see the real world. I get Rasa, he's angry because of what his EX-WIFE said and because I muted him. But Indra? I don't get it.]
[Asura Ōtsutsuki: Indra? It's been ages, brother! We're dead now, let's get along! Give your Chakra and join us, I'm sure it'll be fun!]
[Indra Ōtsutsuki: Rot in hell.]
[Asura Ōtsutsuki: Ugh... Dad, Indra's being mean!]
[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: Indra, be nice to your brother.]
[Indra Ōtsutsuki: Rot, both of you.]
[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: …]
[Naruto Uzumaki: Wow, I think I get why Indra is the way he is now.]
[Hamura Ōtsutsuki: Yeah... I'm starting to understand too...]
[Naruto Uzumaki: Now I also get where Madara and Reika got their bad temper from.]