30,000 Pretentiousness Points, how much swagger does it take to accumulate that much?
"Summon the Great Sage Equal to Heaven." A hint of madness flashed through Chu Hao's eyes.
"Ding... To summon the Great Sage Equal to Heaven: The Host's Pretentiousness Points are far from sufficient. It is recommended that the Host activate the Pretentious Expert Support Plan. This plan can only be used once during the Pretentious Expert period. To purchase any item from the store, the Host must spend all Pretentiousness Points for a one-time summon. The Great Sage Equal to Heaven's projection will exist for three minutes."
"Ding... Does the Host wish to activate the Pretentious Expert Support Plan?"
"Ding... The Host has activated the Pretentious Expert Support Plan. This plan can only be used once."
"Ding... The Host has summoned the Great Sage Equal to Heaven for a one-time use, consuming 36,200 Pretentiousness Points. Remaining Pretentiousness Points are 0."
Over 30,000 Pretentiousness Points, just for a three-minute summon.
But Chu Hao resolutely decided to purchase the summoning.
Baxia was about to crash into him. It was enormous, with floods surging wildly. If it truly hit, even a mountain would likely crumble.
The floodwaters boiled. Something blocked Baxia's shell, and the terrifying blast of air caused the storm to pause momentarily.
Right in front of Chu Hao, a golden phantom appeared. It was clad in Golden Armor Saint Clothes, covered in fur, with a face like thunder.
Yes, he blocked Baxia's charge with just one hand. With one hand!
What kind of dominance was this? What kind of grandeur?
Then they saw the phantom in the Golden Armor Saint Clothes crack a smile and shout, "Roll aside for your Grandpa Sun!"
His single hand erupted with formidable force, tossing the massive Baxia out of the water and slamming it into the Dragon King Temple.
Baxia flipped onto its back, rocks tumbling down. When it hit the ground, it stared at the golden phantom in terror.
"You... who are you?" Baxia's voice trembled. It felt a dread emanating from the depths of its soul. The figure in the Golden Armor Saint Clothes stood like a demon god, leaving it breathless and feeling utterly outmatched.
From the depths of Void Heaven, a Golden Iron Rod spun through the air and landed in the hands of the Great Sage Equal to Heaven.
He stood in midair, waving the Golden Iron Rod. Instantly, the torrential rain vanished without a trace, and calm returned to heaven and earth!
The phantom in Golden Armor Saint Clothes chuckled. "You're asking who I am? Listen up! Your Grandpa Sun is the Great Sage Equal to Heaven of Flower Fruit Mountain, Sun Wukong!"
"Ding... The Great Sage Equal to Heaven's bold display has earned the Host 400 Pretentiousness Points."
"Ding... The Great Sage Equal to Heaven's bold display has earned the Host 800 Pretentiousness Points."
"The Great Sage Equal to Heaven!!" Pu Lao, still in midair, was utterly dumbfounded.
Baxia exclaimed, "You! You are the Great Sage Equal to Heaven? How is that possible?"
Not far away, the Transformed Snake was also shocked into a stupor.
Chu Hao himself was similarly overwhelmed with excitement.
Impressive, my Great Sage, making such an extraordinary entrance!
"Haha... You recognize your Grandpa?" The Great Sage Equal to Heaven struck an iconic monkey pose, his eyes emitting a golden light, as if they could penetrate all the deceits of the world.
Baxia swallowed nervously, still reeling from the shock.
Chu Hao, internally anxious, quickly said, "My Great Sage, you only have three minutes! Stop showing off for now and help me deal with this Wang Ba!"
The Great Sage Equal to Heaven heard him and laughed heartily. "Alright then! Little Wangba, take a hit from your Grandpa Sun's stick!"
Baxia's hair stood on end with fear, and it turned to flee.
But then they saw the Great Sage Equal to Heaven flash and appear on Baxia's back. He swung the Golden Cudgel down hard, as if to split heaven and earth.
Baxia's shell was incredibly tough, yet it couldn't withstand that strike. Like mountains crumbling and the ground splitting, the shell shattered.
Baxia screamed, its back a bloody mess.
Baxia roared, "Fourth brother, save me!!"
Pu Lao had been stunned all this while. It turned tail and fled, its speed unbelievably fast, disappearing in the blink of an eye. Save you? What a joke! That's the Great Sage Equal to Heaven! Better run for it! Besides, the nine sons of the Dragon aren't united. I don't want to die here.
Baxia despaired and roared, "Great Sage, spare my life!"
The Great Sage Equal to Heaven chuckled, "I'm just here to help."
Chu Hao waved his hand nonchalantly. "Little Wangba, I warned you not to mess with me. When I get angry, even I fear my own fury."
"Ding... Host has successfully shown off, obtaining 400 Pretentiousness Points."
By now, Baxia was genuinely terrified and roared, "Spare me, Taoist Master, spare me!"
Chu Hao's voice was sharp as he retorted, "Spare you? If I weren't capable, wouldn't you have killed me? And didn't you plan on slaughtering the whole town? Now you want me to spare you? Would the audience agree?"
Baxia was overcome with regret, so much so it felt like its insides were turning green. It cried out, "I'll never dare again!"
Chu Hao sneered, "I reminded you before, don't provoke me. Great Sage, help me deal with him."
The Great Sage Equal to Heaven understood Chu Hao's intent. He leaped up, Golden Cudgel in hand, and plunged it downward.
The Golden Cudgel instantly elongated, piercing through Baxia's body.
"Ding... The Great Sage Equal to Heaven has slain Baxia. Since it was not the Host's personal kill, after System evaluation, Host obtains 2,000,000 Experience Points."
"Ding... The Great Sage Equal to Heaven has slain Baxia. Since it was not the Host's personal kill, after System evaluation, Host obtains a Semi-Diamond Treasure Chest."
"Ding... The Great Sage Equal to Heaven has slain Baxia. Since it was not the Host's personal kill, after System evaluation, Host obtains 100,000 Merit Points."
"Ding... Congratulations Host, level has advanced to 5."
Lord Show-off: Chu Hao
Experience Points: 1,200,000/6,000,000
Pretentiousness Points: 0
Merit Points: 100,000
Ghost Servants: Diao Chan, Zhao Yun, Sadako, Chu Beauty, Jiayeci, Ghost Dragon (Qiu)
Am I invincible or what?
Looking at the turtle's corpse, Chu Hao raised his thumb and praised, "Impressive, Great Sage."
The Great Sage Equal to Heaven swung his Golden Cudgel. "Such minor demons really don't interest me. If there's nothing else, I'll be on my way."
Chu Hao hastily replied, "Great Sage, there's one more minor demon. Please, could you take care of it as well?"
The Transformed Snake had also fled when Pu Lao ran for its life.
The Great Sage Equal to Heaven said lazily, "Such a bother. Fine, I'm off."
As he spoke, he flew in the direction the Transformed Snake had fled. In the blink of an eye, he vanished, leaving behind only a fading afterimage.
Chu Hao watched with immense envy. What incredible divine power this is! ʀᴇᴀᴅ ʟᴀᴛᴇsᴛ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs ᴀᴛ noᴠelfire.net
In fact, this wasn't even the Great Sage Equal to Heaven's full strength. Because the Pretentiousness Points were too low, this projection could only handle foes like Baxia; anything stronger was beyond its capability.
Sigh... when will I be that awesome? One day, I'll also go raise hell in the Underworld for fun and tear up my own Book of Life and Death.
"Ding... The Great Sage Equal to Heaven has slain the Transformed Snake. Since it was not the Host's personal kill, after System evaluation, Host obtains 1,000,000 Experience Points."
"Ding... The Great Sage Equal to Heaven has slain the Transformed Snake. Since it was not the Host's personal kill, after System evaluation, Host obtains 50,000 Merit Points."
"Ding... The Great Sage Equal to Heaven has slain the Transformed Snake. Since it was not the Host's personal kill, after System evaluation, Host obtains a Golden Treasure Chest."
Lord Show-off: Chu Hao
Experience Points: 2,200,000/6,000,000
Pretentiousness Points: 0
Merit Points: 150,000
Ghost Servants: Diao Chan, Zhao Yun, Sadako, Chu Beauty, Jiayeci, Ghost Dragon (Qiu)