Chapter 433: Chapter 432: Slap in the Face Must Be Done in Person
The students listening in the back were utterly captivated, looking at Wang Hao as if he was some sort of god!
Jin Ming’s face changed, his hand holding the cigar trembled, and Wang Hao wasn’t done yet–
“Moreover, look,” Wang Hao pointed at Jin Ming’s hair and said, “Actually, your hairstyle isn’t much of a problem. However, it might not be so easy to manage on television because the station demands no dandruff. And it seems you have oily hair. I guess you’d at least need some professional degreasing shampoo and a good wash, then a bit of styling, otherwise, the stylist can’t do anything for you.”
Zhao Yuanchun was so delighted he almost wanted to hug Wang Hao and kiss him!
Awesome! Truly satisfying!
“And this cigar,” Wang Hao said with a smile, glancing at the cigar, “Mr. Jin, your cigar is a bit small. There are many standard sizes for cigars, like Robusto, Churchill, torpedo, Corona, and dozens more. Beginner entrants looking at various cigars might be clueless and often say: Hey, give me a small one to try first! If I like it, I can slowly try the bigger ones later. You might be one of them, but I want to remind you that small cigars aren’t suitable for beginners. They don’t easily taste good and are likely to burn too hot, with an overly strong flavor that only veterans can handle. Conversely, most larger cigars not only taste good but also burn milder at the beginning, making them more acceptable for beginners. If you really don’t like it, just put it out.”
“Furthermore,” Wang Hao continued educating Jin Ming, “the most important thing about learning to smoke cigars is: exhale the smoke! You must acknowledge the major difference from smoking cigarettes; you shouldn’t inhale the smoke into your lungs but forcefully blow it out. You’re not looking to breathe in the smoke but to savor the remaining fragrance. But just now, you inhaled all the smoke. If we’re aiming for a fine taste, showing weakness like that isn’t ideal.”
The students listening nearby were dumbfounded and then covered their mouths to laugh.
This Wang Hao, he slapped faces without using foul language, yet still left people utterly unable to retaliate!
At this point, Jin Ming already wanted to throw his cigar away, but Wang Hao didn’t give him such an opportunity and continued the face-slapping: “Also, these shoes–look, as a Dance Master, you must often deal with dance and wear shoes slightly different from formal requirements. Pairing those with your hair and this small cigar isn’t quite suitable. Ah, don’t take what I said too personally, I’m purely speaking according to station requirements. Besides, as this is an emotional matchmaking show, the host isn’t really that important. But, I think, at least, this concept should be clear. Let me give an example of two types of people. One type uses their phones daily, playing on WeChat, shaking it to set up meetings and sharing photos with everyone–we usually call these people ‘experienced drivers’, like asking for advice about certain channels or where to find beautiful girls. Another type is when someone finally has a girlfriend and takes care of her, tolerating her flaws while praising her strengths–I think such emotional relationships are more likely to last. So, considering our show is about emotional interaction, we’re not looking for a bus driver here. I believe Mr. Jin you understand.”
After these words, all the students behind Wang Hao gave thumbs up!
So powerful, hitting the nail on the head with every sentence, pointing out Jin Ming’s posturing while directly highlighting his superficiality. Far more satisfying than direct insults!
“The teacher is awesome; speaking with such finesse. You have to be classy even when shading someone, really learned a lot!”
“Yes, speaking truthfully is an art, knowing what to say to whom is even a more profound art. I’ll definitely study how to classy shade from now on, decided to worship the teacher!”
Jin Ming was so choked up by Wang Hao’s words he didn’t manage to retort, and Director Zhou’s face turned green, stretching his neck but clearly unsure what to say.
Talk about bad timing; just then, it was the Jin Ming Dance Troupe’s turn to go in for their audition. Jin Ming quickly smiled and said, “Ah, it’s time for our dance troupe’s audition, Teacher Wang Hao, I won’t chat here anymore. I’ll first go in and catch up with the judges inside, and we can talk after the audition ends.”
“Go on, go ahead,” Wang Hao said cheerfully, waving his hand, “Just make sure you don’t mention taking over the judges’ spot once you’re inside. I’m quite easy-going, but others may not be…”
Wu Jiao burst out laughing–this teacher still didn’t forget to twist the knife!
After Jin Ming embarrassingly entered the audition office, Zhao Yuanchun anxiously said, “Teacher, what you said was spot on, but he is good friends with the assistant general manager of the big stage. Now that he’s gone in first, we might be in a tight spot.”
“Oh,” Wang Hao shrugged nonchalantly, “Whatever, I also know people at the big stage, hehe.”
Hearing that Wang Hao also knew people, everyone present was shocked. Cao Hua urgently asked, “Teacher, you know people too? Who do you know? Hope it’s not just the nightwatchman!”
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