Chapter 230: 229 ‘Do you have experience? Chapter 230: 229 ‘Do you have experience? The next morning, at dawn.
When Shane crawled out of bed, his head was still in a daze.
He stumbled out of his room in a stupor and started to wash up, remaining in that dazed state until a while later, he burst into a room and shook awake a sleepy little girl.
“What are you doing so early?”
Ai Yi, hugging her pillow, was half-asleep as she nodded her tiny head, her face filled with displeasure, clearly disrupted from her sleep and in a quite unsightly mood.
But Shane had no choice, he urgently needed someone to share his current feelings with.
“I am in big trouble.”
Shane still had that dazed expression.
Ai Yi still had that irritated look.
If her subordinates saw her with that expression, they would surely be frightened into begging for mercy.
Yet Shane showed no self-awareness at all and said with a troubled face,
“I was kissed forcefully, and by a very beautiful person.”
With that, Shane said something that would make people really want to press him down.
Ai Yi fell silent for a moment, then questioned with a doubt about her life purpose.
Shane nodded emphatically.
Suddenly, Ai Yi felt an urge to punch Shane and send him flying.
“You are really boring.”
With that comment, Ai Yi turned over to go back to sleep.
“Hey, don’t sleep, come on, talk to me.” Shane was unhappy, he pulled Ai Yi out of the blanket, shaking her, “It was my first kiss. I have only been here less than two months, and it’s gone, I didn’t even get to really taste what it was like, just felt confused, and by the time I realized, it was already over.”
“…And then?” Ai Yi, resisting the urge to smack Shane to death, asked softly, “What’s the point of telling me this?”
“There is no point,” Shane honestly said, “I just feel emotionally complex and really want someone to talk to.”
“Are you a teenage girl or what!” Ai Yi was almost defeated, speaking through gritted teeth, “Anyway, the kiss has happened, what more do you want?”
“Also… also didn’t want much…” Shane said hesitantly, “Just felt a bit shortchanged.”
Now, even Ai Yi felt a twitch in the corner of her mouth, wanting to vehemently complain.
Ai Yi could only ask wearily.
“That was a first kiss.” Shane spoke righteously, “If I had known this would happen, I surely wouldn’t have been so passive; at least I should have taken the initiative back.”
“Does that matter?” Ai Yi was almost frantic.
“Doesn’t that matter?” Shane countered, “It’s about a man’s dignity, and the other person was such an innocent goddess that even the fantasies in my heart could make her blush, and I was overpowered and kissed forcefully by her, it’s simply humiliating.”
“You…” Ai Yi’s energy finally drained away completely, and she spoke with a troubled face, “Aren’t you inexperienced yourself? Didn’t you say that was your first kiss?”
“Yeah.” Shane nodded, continuing, “Although it was a first kiss, that doesn’t mean I don’t have any experience, right?”
After all, who doesn’t have fantasies, right?
In such scenarios, Shane thought, he probably started simulating them in his mind since he was a teenager, and in terms of exposure, he could be considered very experienced.
Don’t forget, Shane is still someone “well-read.”
Of course, this had nothing to do with Ai Yi.
“You are really boring.” Ai Yi stated ruthlessly, “Whether you are frustrated, regretful, or even want to brag about it, it doesn’t matter, go find someone else, don’t disturb my sleep.”
“Heartless.” Shane immediately expressed his dissatisfaction, “What’s wrong with chatting with me?”
“Do you think it’s appropriate to talk to me about this kind of thing?” Ai Yi countered.
“Uhhh…” Shane reassessed the little girl in his arms, his expression turning awkward.
It seems… indeed… supposed to… probably isn’t quite appropriate…?
But what was done was done, Shane steeled himself.
“You’re a big shot, right? You should live longer than you appear, right? So what’s the problem with consulting an elder?”
Shane actually said that.
“An elder…” Ai Yi paused, seemingly calmed somewhat by this unusual term, and said, “I appreciate being considered an elder. Consulting elders for advice is indeed the right thing to do.”
It seemed like Ai Yi, who didn’t want to be treated as a child, quite liked hearing such remarks.
Watching Ai Yi , Shane couldn’t help but push his luck.
“Sure, but do you have any experience in this area?”
Shane’s remark left Ai Yi completely frozen.
“Hohoho?” Shane immediately acted like he caught a little tail, sarcastically saying, “Looking at you, you probably don’t have any experience. An elder with absolutely no experience in kissing. What a fail.”
Ai Yi’s brow twitched.
Shane, oblivious, continued mockingly.
“Is it because your status is too high and others can’t reach you?”
“Or is it because your power is too strong, scaring others off?”
“Ah, I’ve got it—surely it’s because you look too youthful, so no one dares to make a move… Argh!”
Finally, the overly triumphant hero faced his retribution.
Ai Yi’s little fist buried itself in Shane’s abdomen, sending him flying with a punch.
Immediately, Shane whizzed through the spacious room, crashing out of it headlong and smashing into the corridor wall.
The loud sound of the door slamming shut followed, sealing Shane’s room tightly shut from his sight.
Shane slid down from the wall and collapsed onto the floor, clutching his abdomen, writhing in pain.
“It hurts so much! How can it hurt this much!?”
Despite having a Level 10 Resistance Skill, Shane couldn’t suppress the pain in his abdomen.
“Is this what happens when you provoke a big shot?”
Shane was almost in tears.
At this point, it seemed as if someone heard the commotion and started heading this way.
Shane shrank back and scurried away from the scene of the crime.
As for Ai Yi, she was almost devoid of sleepiness now, sitting on her bed, her face full of anger.
“How dare he say that about me?”
Ai Yi was so angry that her cheeks puffed up, cutely, to the point of bursting.
Sadly, no one witnessed this scene.
Under these circumstances, Ai Yi kept muttering to herself.
“Who says I don’t have experience? My sisters always want to kiss me!”
“Though it’s just the cheek, it’s still a kiss, after all!”
“I’ve even kissed That Person before, so that counts, right?”
“So, I do have experience, no doubt.”
Ai Yi consoled herself, but her mood was getting worse by the minute.
“We’ll see who’s underestimating whom.”
Ai Yi sulkingly buried herself under the covers.
Perhaps due to the recent uproar, the blanket seemed to retain a bit of Shane’s scent.
Smelling it, Ai Yi felt even more angered, yet also a bit reassured.
“What an annoying guy…”
After a while, Ai Yi finally fell back asleep.
In her dream, she was with a laughing, immensely annoying hero, seemingly gaining more experience.