Azmond remained convinced that Loki was a man. He never entertained the idea of the blonde trickster he had been conversing with for so long being anything else...
Little did he know, the blonde pervert he assumed enjoyed preying on defenseless men who couldn't fight back was actually a stunning, voluptuous woman of the highest caliber!
If he ever discovered the truth, he would be left utterly dumbfounded...
The blonde pervert equals a woman? Impossible!
Stop playing silly tricks on me just because I'm mortal!
.....
Meanwhile, Azmond was falling from the sky at meteoric speeds as he swiftly discarded his silly thoughts about the blonde pervert. He instead focused his attention on the impending crash landing that was about to occur at any second.
He resembled that of a falling star
So as to prevent himself from burning up in the atmosphere, the Qi within his body was actively protecting him. One of the side effects of that involuntary action was the bright crimson light that permeated around him.
A light that made Azmond's current appearance analogous to that of a meteorite
He streaked across the vast open sky in stellar fashion. Even as he plummeted straight to the ground, the laid-back countenance he had never left him.
...
He started at a point that extended even further than the original few thousand meters that he had previously speculated.
His original starting point was around five hundred thousand meters in the air. A distance that he could only properly enumerate once he had regained consciousness.
It was such a high-falling origin point that Azmond doubted whether or not he would actually make it out of this in one piece
'Why did that blonde pervert transport me to a location that was such an absurd distance off the ground?? Did he really wish to kill me, or was he trying to test me in some odd way?' His thoughts began swirling around while spiraling toward the ground."
"He has a very eccentric personality, so I wouldn't doubt the latter option being the case.' Azmond thought to himself with a bored expression.
He wasn't a fan of the silly little tests and trials of the blonde pervert.
'I should make it out of this virtually unscathed, but that doesn't change the fact that I think this silly little stunt was a little excessive'
Azmond was more than a little vexed over the possible stunt that could not have been purposefully pulled by the blonde pervert.
'That dumb blonde pervert-'
He was abruptly taken out of his stupor as something was suddenly brought to his attention. That particular something being his imminent collision
He looked down and saw that the ground was practically in front of him.
"Brace for impact!" He yelled with passion.
"Heh. I always wanted to say that." Azmond's voice came out in bits and pieces before his stalwart figure made contact with the ground surface.
"Achoo!~" A cute feminine sneeze echoed out across a pocket dimensiona dimension that seemed to have no edges in sight.
Loki's voluptuous body jiggled all over the place following the sudden sneeze. Her tight white dress could barely contain the mountains of white milkiness that lay beneath it.
Before this incident occurred, she was already sulking on the floor, and the sneeze only added to her existing irritation.
A slightly irked voice sounded out as the blonde beauty began to speak. "Was someone cursing me behind my back?? My day was already bad enough, and now I have haters coming after me again!"
"Living as the most awesome god in existence sure is tough."
She spoke to herself with one of her small, dainty hands firmly planted on her large, mesmerizing chest as they swayed back and forth.
Her little button nose proudly tilted upwards as she imagined the enviousness of God's aplentyGod's, which must've coveted the awesomeness she possessed.
Thor was left speechless at the narcissism pervading the atmosphere around his sister. She had already destroyed everything around her in a fit of anger because of the topic he mentioned earlier.
Now, her egotistical demeanor seemed to resurface unexpectedly. "Women sure have some serious mood swings..."
Loki's perfect face seemed to notice a disturbance in the force as she abruptly turned her head.
She immediately saw the judging face of her brother. A face that tipped her over the edge...
"Do you want to die, Thor?" A piercing glint of annoyance formed inside her beautiful green eyes.
It was an extremely vast contrast to the demonic aura leaking out of her as she stared her brother down.
She was going to let her pugnacious nature take control as she prepared to let her fists do the talking. But before she could...
"Stay your hand, sister. Or I will call back a certain human who has been living rent-free inside your mind this entire time... Heh." A shit-eating grin emerged on Thor's face as he stood triumphantly.
He may not be any good at chess, but he wasn't one to lose when it came to annoying the hell out of people.
Loki immediately stopped in her tracks as she gave her brother the most indignant look she could manage.
She didn't like her brother's attitude one bit!
But that indignancy didn't last long, as a deep shade of red overtook her features when she retraced the words of the red giant.
Her pale, smooth skin quickly became analogous to that of a red tomato, followed by a flustered feminine voice resounding out.
"Y-You are wrong! I haven't been thinking about that moron at all! I've actually been thinking about how great I am!"
"Yah, that's it!" False confidence was practically oozing out of her with every word she spoke.
"I am pondering over whether or not that Azmond character fell in love with me immediately... or if he feels head over heels after a few seconds of gazing at my superior appearance.
That's definitely it!" She uttered a string of incoherent words while her emerald eyes darted erratically in various directions.
Her fingers were thrown up in every which direction as her eyes flickered sporadically. It was almost like she was trying to distract herself from the truth of the matter
However, her body didn't seem to align with her denial, as those two mountains of jelly on her chest bounced all over the place. Slapping violently against the rest of her lewd body.
"I think you forgot that you never showed that human your true form." Thor's voice came out in a retort as he looked at his sister like a genius sneering at a fool.