You thought this was a real chapter but it was me, self-promotion!
Book six of the Calamitous Bob is out now. Here is the US link (sorry can't do hyperlinks on the chapter's main body):
https://www.royalroad.com/amazon/B0D4ZXWFLF Tʜe sourcᴇ of thɪs content ɪs 𝗻𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹⟡𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓮⟡𝙣𝙚𝙩
And here is a link to book 1 if you haven't tried it yet: https://www.royalroad.com/amazon/B09NMHNW8R
Now I'm sorry for asking, but early purchases and reviews are extremely, extremely important for indie writers like me, so if you could consider helping me, that would make a tremendous difference. Reviews were one of the determining metrics to help me sell the audio rights for Bob. It's still in process but I'm hoping for the first audiobook by the end of the year. I'll tell you more later.
Anyway, that is all. next week. I'm still officially on a break.
As a gesture of apology, please enjoy this amazing piece of cover art by Antti. Have a great weekend! Cheers.