Fûck. I fûcked up.
"Im here to seduce you." I said while my eyes grew wide and my hands slapped across my mouth. His eyebrows furrowed together while he tilt his head. "No, I mean-" his hand went up and I shut my lips. He took another inhale of smoke and exhaled when he adjusted himself on the couch.
He was still looking at me but now he was smiling. "What's your name?" He placed his cigar on the ash tray next to his drink and places his arms on the arm rest. He raises an eyebrow, waiting for me to answer and I lick my lips. "My name is Ever."
"Hello Ever."
"Hi."
"My name is Edward-"
"Oh yeah, Erika told me-wait! Don't listen to me-" he looks over my shoulder and I see him looking at Erika.
Damn it Ever. Quit being fûckin stupid!
"Oh- I'm your mouse for you to practice with huh?" His voice grew stern and I knew I got him mad.
"Look, I didn't mean it to come off rude, but if you have a problem with me, I can always go to another guy. And maybe I don't fûck it up like I just did right now."
"It's fine. Let me see your hand." I grew slightly confused and I slowly gave him my hand and once his clamped around mine, he pulled me down, making me sit on his lap. My eyes grew wide while his arm wrapped around my waist and the other laid on my bare thigh.
"I'll help you since Erika sucks at giving advice." He whispers in my ear. "I'm a man. I'll tell you want men like and what they don't like. Alright?" I was about to look at him but he quickly told me not too. "Alright?"
"Okay- but I don't know why you're helping me-"
"I'm bored out of my mind here. You even saw it because Erika sent you my way. So, let's start." He gives my thigh a squeeze and I try so hard not to laugh out loud.
My hand goes around his and tries to pull it away from my thigh. "I'm very ticklish there." I hiss. He give a low chuckle in my ear and gives another squeeze and I bark out a laugh but I quickly shut my lips.
"Oh, I thought you were lying." I look at him and glare at him. "Why would I lie about that?!"
He shrugs his shoulders and gives my toothy smile. "Okay. When you first approach a man, don't be like, 'I'm here to seduce you' they'll be like what the fûck, like I was. Just say 'do you need anything', 'would you like me to take your drink away', or 'are you doing fine?' Mostly us men are bored here. We just come here to drink and smoke to get our heads clear from what we have done earlier today. So, right away we don't like it when women comes to us and are quickly asking if we want them to sit on our laps. No. We just want to relax. This is our only time to relax and yeah, we would want you guys on our laps, but we don't want greedy and hôrny aśś women on our laps." He says while I look at him and then look around and look at the women on the men's laps and see some of the men with blank faces while they smoke and the girls that's on his lap touching everything from him and smiling like crazy.
"See. We don't like clingy girls. We rather have one that we can talk too. And yeah, if we have a really fûcked up day, we'll just grab some random aśś girl and pull her on our laps and kiss her and touch her places." His hand wraps around my chin and turns my head towards a guy holding Erika on his lap and kissing her rough and making her straddle his lap. My eyes grow wide and I slightly gasp.
"So. Have you gotten the concept?" I look back to Edward and give him a nod.
"Yeah."
"Alright. Okay, if got past our boredom, then you must have gotten yourself on our laps. Lets jut say you gotten past my boredom and now your on my lap. Personally I like when girls look in my eyes and talk to me." I quickly look in his eyes and he gives a soft laugh. "Yeah, like that. Okay, I like it when we have a small conversation, but also I like it when you guys start to run your greedy hands over my chest and then wrap it around my neck, like this." He grabs my hands and runs it slowly on his chest and then they go to his neck and my finger tips run softly on his neck and then he wraps it around his neck. I had to move, and start to straddle his hips.
"I love it when you guys do that. It may distract us, and then you come in, and say 'what were you saying again' and then we would sometimes get tongue twisted and then come up with something else or we would ask you what we were saying." He smiles and I smile slightly.
"Our hands would start to wrap around you, so don't jump when it happens. Like this." His hands softly goes on my hips and then slowly they fall under my aśś. I hold my breath and I continue to stare in his eyes. His soft brown eyes look in my pale green ones and smiles. "Then you'll start to have a conversation going and then when your ready, you can ask them what you want and sometimes we'll give it to you or you'll have to be clever and get it out the hard way."
"What do you mean?" I asked while I tilt my head.
"Okay. I feel like Boss will have you with him in the meetings. Just by your looks, and your body type, I feel he'll use you as bait. So, most likely you'll have to get out information out of someone tough. So, you'll have to think smart. Pretend I'm a boss and you finally got my attention. What do you think you'll ask next?"
He raised an eyebrow and I started to think. "Um, can I have this infor-"
"No. You just cost your life. I would have shot you dead by now if you ever asked me that." My eyes grow wide and my heart drops. "You got to trick your words up. Like, 'what's your favorite place to go to?' Most likely he'll have what ever information at that place he loves to go to. Then you'll ask, 'where's your favorite to visit there?' Then he'll say it and then mostly it will be there or be somewhere close. Then last thing you'll ask, 'anything else you like about that place?' And most likely he'll say he has a place up there and then most likely he'll have men there guarding it because something is good in there. And then, bam. You got the information and then to get out of him, you give a small kiss and wink at him. And you'll say, 'I'll be right back, I need to use the restroom and when I come back we can have fun.' Wink at him one last time, and then he'll let you go because he's a hôrny aśś man that wants sèx with a gorgeous woman." He smiles while I stare at him in shock.
"How'd you know all this?-"
"I'm Vincenzo best friend. I go with him everywhere."
My eyebrows come together while my face grow confused, "but he's Italian and you don't have an Italian accent."
"I do, I just use English and I perfected the accent from it when I have to go undercover. But-" his voice turned heavy in his Italian accent. "Cioa Mai."
"Wow." He smiles and winks at me. "But then why is your name Edward?"
"Undercover purpose."
"Oh."
"Okay, lets go try it out with Ricardo." He points to a guy who's sitting down while a girl tries to gets on his lap but he pushes her off and she yells at him while he lazily smokes.
Oh god.