"Come out, you bootlicker, you filthy thug!"
"Do you know what I’ve been through today? Huh?!"
"Do you know how many people saw that damn dog leash get exposed? Huh?!"
"Do you know how much I wanted to hang myself with that leash in the cafeteria at that moment? Huh?!"
"The cafeteria! It was in the damn cafeteria!"
"I’m so dumb, really..."
"Can you imagine the scene of my classmate holding the collar, eyes wide with shock, trembling in horror as they looked at me?!"
(Continuation omitted...)
Though he was just looking at the text on the screen, Han Lie still shrunk his neck as if angry spittle might spray out at any moment. The furious Xi Luting was terrifying...
After about a dozen angry outbursts, "Little Cucumber" realized Ham hadn’t even logged on, so there was no point in continuing the tirade. She finally calmed down.
Well, not really that calm...
Anyway, she stopped berating Ham and began venting her anger towards other people instead.
They had ill intentions from the very start when they tampered with my delivery! I must have been out of my mind not to realize it sooner. Couldn’t I have just told her it was a gift mailed from a female netizen? Then none of this crap would’ve happened! And she even had the audacity to play innocent with me! My idol has avoided her so many times, yet she still doesn’t know her place!
There were so many gripes, I actually didn’t know where to start, Han Lie thought.
First, when did I get promoted to idol status?
The comfort and sugar-feeding weren’t for nothing. Although she ran off decisively, her thoughts had indeed changed.
She was too embarrassed to admit it in front of Han Lie, but in front of Ham, she hadn’t held back a thing.
This progress was truly beyond expectations.
Second, she’s not a fool after all; she finally saw through Yu Yun’s malicious intentions.
That ’green tea’ Yu Yun isn’t just any ordinary girl. Seeing a toy, she wouldn’t be that terrified.
Clearly, Yu Yun’s act was all for show.
Acting is her specialty, improvisation her forte; Little Cucumber was not unfairly defeated.
Third, so you don’t study during classes, just observing Yu Yun’s every move?
Dammit, it’s a good thing I’m decent and never mess around in class. Otherwise, wouldn’t I have been performing in vain?
Fourth, you finally see the big picture— I am indeed innocent and righteous!
Why didn’t you mention this earlier? All those great opportunities, goddamn wasted!
Cough cough... Righteous, righteous.
After railing against Yu Yun, Little Cucumber began to curse Pan Ge in her messages. "That Black-hearted White Lotus is no good either, sliced open she’s all black... blah blah blah..."
In the end, she gnashed her teeth and swore—
"If I’m not having a good time, they had better not expect to either!"
"Black-hearted White Lotus only played with girls in high school, completely disdainful of any suitors..."
"Just wait! If anyone’s dying, we’ll die together!"
"You filthy thug, I’m going kamikaze! Reply to me when you get online, I need to discuss something with you!"
This last message was sent at 9:20 PM.
The next message time stamp skipped to 10:35 PM.
"Hehehehe! My heart is racing so fast, and my whole body is shivering..."
"But, it feels so exhilarating!"
"I’ve taken down Black-hearted White Lotus!"
"Today, I’ve made sure we both trend on the school’s hot search together!"
Without thinking, Han Lie checked various QQ groups on his main account; sure enough, they were exploding with activity.
I’d guess that the whole liberal arts department is discussing this, he mused.
At 11:00 sharp, she sent two more messages—
"Hey, and you know what? Her body was really fragrant and soft; hugging her felt super comfortable!"
Han Lie suddenly had some regrets.
Who knew what kind of trouble she could stir up?
And Pan Ge, whether genuinely curious or feigning it...
Beneath those were the last two messages, sent at 11:25, right before class was over.
Xi Luting’s ruthlessness was no joke.
The premature darkening of Queen Luting, however, was something I hadn’t anticipated.
If she continued in her frenzy, the consequences would be unimaginable.
I used to have it so good, sitting back like an angler, skillfully maneuvering among several beauties. Wasn’t life comfortable then?
Now, things were so chaotic it made his head spin!
With sparks ready to ignite the house at any moment, how could I sit still?
Han Lie hurriedly sent her a message, an emoji that said, "I’m here."
But he got no response; she must be eating.
Or perhaps... enjoying the admiration of her sisters?
Han Lie was out of options, so he waited.
With nothing better to do, he opened those groups to see what everyone was discussing.
The main class group was dead silent because the instructor, Liu Hong, had posted—
"Xi Luting, come to my office before class this afternoon!"
Uh-oh! Even Smiling Tiger had stepped in... Han Lie thought.
Meanwhile, in the rest of the groups, regardless of whether Xi Luting was present or not, everyone was furiously discussing.
Chen Ping: "F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, that’s seriously ballsy!"
Lou Zhi: "Our class leader isn’t leaving us any way out, huh..."
Zheng Lei: "@Han Lie, what’s your take?"
After some thought, Han Lie replied in the group—
"A teapot goes with a maximum of six cups; any more and you can’t pour.
A master key, however, can open countless locks.
When you ask my opinion, I’m firmly in support of the state banning those master keys! (laughs)"
Unless... that key belongs to me.
The group blew up in reaction. Thɪs chapter is updated by NovᴇlFire(.)nᴇt
Han Lie was now an influential figure; people paid attention to his words, even if they were clearly joking.
Zheng Lei: "Supported!"
Zhang Tieshu: "We must topple the class leader who consumes excessively and wastes national resources!"
Lu Yao: "Ptui! Han Lie, you’re no better~~~"