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Chapter 63: Satan Pink & Satan Gold? by Harem-Fan
Both Kings Peerages stand at the school gates, and are reading their individual actions that were prepared for this major incursion...
"Damn you Mat! I don't get to go out with my Balance Breaker, Scale Mail! Damn I only get support, so not awesome..."
Issei is pouting that he is delegated to being a buff-bot.
So I saw Yura with a twitching eye, reading her card, and asked her with a grin.
"Hey Yura... what would you think of the guy that can single-handedly save all his friends in a decisive battle, just by strengthening them? Does a Hero like that interest you?"
I just threw the hot-babe card at Issei, to shut him up...
"I-I could fall deeper in love with that kind of Hero!"
Yura is blushing at this, because I foresaw Issei's whining, and had this line added to her folder!
He lifted his left-hand Boosted Gear, and said loudly!
"Issei here, ready for buff duty sir! Point and click!"
Damn, being his best friend gives me insight into his quirks.
He really was a dumb but fun kid growing up.
But damn I was also an embarrassment too... I'm no side character anymore!
I pulled up a magic circle to Azazel, and I say with some seriousness.
"We are starting now... Release the hounds!"
[Haha, Kid, your way of talking about him is interesting... Do you have some animosity towards him?]
"Not for his actions till now, but in the next week... he will do something that will make him scum in my book. He isn't a bad guy at his core, but his selfish childishness will hurt those I love, so I will hate him for a while. He will come back to the right side later, but damn I just hate guys that fuck with my love time... So that's it on him."
[Kokabiel has my hands tied right now like you predicted, so I will send the Vanishing Dragon now! Good luck kid!]
"Do what I can, and I won't do what I can't, haha! See you in a week then, bye."
I closed my magic-circle call and saw some girls just puzzled at my call.
I just said, with a grin...
"I just ordered for a cleanup on aisle 9!"
Rias just roles her sexy blue eyes at me.
I summon Roshi in his huge black Sage Turtle form, and leap up to his shell, and bring Rias and Asia besides me.
Also I cast [Inspiration] on everyone once more...
"Thank you everyone for showing up on this nice early summer night! We only have to hold on for a half hour at most. This will be a terrifying fight for most of us, and I thank you for sticking in there!"
"We need to make our Kings Rias and Sona look good, so don't show any faces of despair, and smile bravely the whole time! This fight will be seen by the Underworld and we will knock their socks off! Balance Breaker: Satan Gold!"
At this moment, I transform into Satan Gold, amidst golden light!
Most of Sona's Peerage hasn't seen me in this form before.
[Satan Gold is here to save the beauties of the Underworld!]
I strike one of the many poses taught by my 1st fan, and try to lighten the mood.
If I ever get my own kids show, like Grabbin-Dragon, this will be my platform!
"Holy shit, Matsuda your a fucking Gold Ranger!"
Issei my fellow nerd is having a comic-gas-sim!
[Sorry fellow pervert, I don't know this Matsuda you speak of... I am Satan Gold~!]
And I do another dumb swing of my arms making Rias, and even Asia blush in shame.
[I charge my powers by saving pretty girls! Now let's go and save some hot-chicks!]
Roshi under me, who is currently drooling at all the boobs in his field of view, gets the hint and roars!
[Off to save the big tits!]
Stomp Stomp Stomp~! Then Roshi spins with the 3 of us on his back, and charges to the sports field!
On a side note, I give Roshi all of Dad's old porno magazines as payment for good acting skills.
The rest of the group just smiles at my antics.
Sona looks at my Sacred Gear, Satan Gold Ranger outfit and thinks of her silly older Sister as Satan Pink!
All of a sudden she imagined Satan Pink meeting Satan Gold, then had panic in her violet eyes!
Oh~no, what if my Sister likes him a little too much?!
"No, I won't let her have my Matsuda!"
As we approach the ritual in the pillar of light, we all can see Kokabiel's boredom watching Valper work from his floating throne...
Naturally, Kokabiel has been aware of us since we arrived...
This is one of the strongest beings under Gods in the world after all.
We stand zero chance of beating Kokabiel.
"When will your Big Brother get here, little girl?"
I of course told Rias to curb the attitude, and just play the entertaining and delayed game.
Her Peerage's life is on the line after all.
"Kokabiel, don't worry, I'm sure he will be here soon enough... But it will take a bit of time... I think we can keep you company until he arrives. I would be a bad host if I didn't do this much!"
Kokabiel just lifts his hand and forms a huge 20-foot long Lance of Light, and hurls it at the gym...
Swoosh Boom~! A huge explosion just annihilates the building...
"Oh~? You think you qualify to entertain me? Sure... I need to kill some time while the Holy Sword is formed! Here, just play with my pets!"
Buzz Buzz~! Massive Familiar summoning portals, let loose a pair of large 30 foot tall Cerberus!
Fortunately everyone is mentally prepared for this, so we can leap into action...
We can absolutely destroy these Cerberus puppies, but we will be going with the entertainment and delay route, to Keep our jackass audience from getting bored.
I have Xenovia and Koneko tank, the farthest puppy, while I get a Gift: Boost buff from Issei, and solo the front Cerberus....
Zap~! Boom~! Akeno and Rias, just take small casual Demonic Bolt pop-shots at both Cerberus from range, to distract their 3 heads.
Naturally, Issei and I are already Promoted to Queen, so we're both operating at a solid performance.
With my 2 black and 2 golden Devil wings out, and Holy Lightning on my hands and feet, plus the Gift: Boost buff... I now engage the first Cerberus dog!
Whoosh Flap Flap~! Cerberus is caught off guard, with how this Devil just appeared in front of it, without it noticing.
While it dumbly had all 3 heads watch me, I once again vanished?!
Thud Fwoosh~! A tremendous pain came from its underbelly, as it felt its 4 paws lift from the ground!
As I flew between the filthy Cerberus legs under it...
I had yelled this stupid move for the audience, but I did fly up and punch him into the air, so I can do the epic drop kick all superheros do.
I'm holding back my strength, so I don't alarm the 10-winged Grigori Leader.
Swoosh Flap Flap~! As I fly faster than the Cerberus is flying upward, I look like I teleported!
I perform my planned, spinning drop-kick.
[Evil Slaying Hell Hammer~!]
As I hold back the puke that wants to shoot out, from this cringe I'm spewing, I deliver my kick.
Thud Crack Crack~! Those in the vicinity hear many of Cerberus's bones shatter...
Damn I thought I held back!
That boost is insane!
In the meantime I can see that Xenovia has cut off 2 Cerberus heads with Durandal, and Koneko is kicking it around in her Nekoshou Form.
I want to mofu mofu later, and pet that pussy!
Crackle Crackle Boom~! Akeno is sending bolts of Holy Lightning into the back of the Cerberus to annoy it.
Bang Bang Bang~! As is Rias. sending a small Demonic Bolts of Destruction into my front pup... Just to show she is doing something for the audience.
My Cerberus gets up, with 2 smoking wounds from its belly and back, where my Holy power is torturing it.
As it glares at me with its 3 heads, I once again super fly to its center head...
Whoosh Flap Flap~! And pull back my arm for a dramatic looking punch!
[Satan Gold Super Devil Punch~!]
This time I use my full power, Superman Punch, to end this Cerberus, because Issei's buff is about to end.
Boom~! Squelch Puff~! When my punch landed on its central head, the entire skull looked like someone reached into its ass, and grabbed its head from the inside, and yanked it out the backside...
Yup it was as gross looking, as described!
Obviously it was a one hit death-strike!
He was turned inside out... And I think that needs a mosaic for sure!
At this time, like a Hero saving the day, Kiba comes in to finish off the other Cerberus...
Naturally my team was glad to see him alive and come back.
He joined with Xenovia, knowing they would both be up when the ritual was done.
Akeno flew next to me, and smiled with a lewd look in her eyes.
Koneko takes her place by Issei, to cover him, as he has been stacking Boosts.
I then look to the center of the field, as a bright light erupts showing the success of the holy Sword fusion!
Kokabiel just smiles and says with satisfaction.
"Ah! Finally, the reformed Excalibur... Freed you're up, now entertain me!"
Freed jumps out of who knows where like magic and says.
"Hohoho, Yes boss, let's cut up some Devil scum!"
Issei, then following the plan, does a double Gift buff to Kiba and Xenovia, as the Knight pair leap to engage Freed!
Valper Galilei, is going on-and-on about how wonderful his creation and life's goals are, blah blah blah.
How in the show, can people stop fighting to listen to his drivel?
In the meantime, I keep my eyes on Kokabiel.
Rias joins me and Akeno, while Koneko and Issei join Asia on Roshi's back to be the center.
Now like I promised Kiba... he goes to confront Valper, to find out about his past and receive the crystalized souls of his companions!
This is where the Knight will peak!
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