Jiraiya had some very strange dreams. No, calling them a nightmare was more suitable. In his first dream, he was caught by a younger girl who was dressed in an FBI uniform for assaulting a minor. In his second dream, he was put on trial by that same girl and was beaten to a pulp by the joint effort of Kushina and the nine tails. In his third dream, Tsunade, for unknown reasons, continued to beat him, adding to the terrifying experience.
Well, the third dream might have actually happened as soon as Jiraiya regained his consciousness; he found out that he was in a hospital bed. Looking at the side, he saw Tsunade reading some reports while sitting next to the window.
Sensing his gaze, Tsunade looked up from her report and looked at him calmly. “ I see that your bones are tougher than ever, “ she said as she put the reports down and stood up.
Jiraiya could only smile wryly at her words. The reason he has some tough bones is because he was beaten by Tsunade for his whole life. Like they say, if you want to improve something, you gotta break it and rebuild it continuously.
“Well, I say you sure have some guts, Jraiya. Not only did you go out of your cell, but you even dared to go buy some porn magazines, “ Tsunade said with anger.
“Wait porn magazines. “ Jiraiya, who heard what she said, immediately got up despite the pain in his body.
“Yeah, don’t worry; I destroyed that filth before taking you out of that cell. I didn’t want Sannin's reputation to be destroyed because of your pervertedness,” Tsunade said as if the three Sannins actually had any decent reputation left.
If Izanmi were here, she would have started a 1-hour-long speech on how much the Konoha Sannin’s reputation is in Japan, which has almost every detailed record about the important people in every hidden village.
One is a snake who goes after the bodies of boys with red eyes. The other is a pervert who likes to write porn while peeing in the women’s bathroom. And lastly is the fat sheep who managed to gamble away all of her clan wealth in just 6 years.
And in the ninja world, these three are what they call the three legendary Sannins who got their butt kicked by Hanzo, who only wanted to humiliate them for their defeat.
Well, the three students are just like their perverted gay teacher, who is very greedy and has a control freak nature. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree after all.
"Hey, Tsunade, don't slander me like that. I didn't buy any porn magazines at all. I just went out of the cell to get something to eat because I was hungry," Jiraiya immediately defended himself.
"Is that why you beat me up?" he suddenly realized as he looked at Tsunade in shock.
“ Yeah of course I had to teach you a lesson. Do you even realize how much of a scandal it would have become if you were caught with those filthy magazines? The village just recovered from what Sensei did, and I don't want to go through another storm because of you, “ Tsunade said angrily.
You know if the person who did it was someone other than Jiraiya, Tsunade would have killed them for the offense. Sneaking out of prison is one thing, but do you have to come back while bringing those filthy magazines? Isn’t this basically slapping the police department and, much worse, the Hokage’s Authority?
Just thinking of the consequences, Tsunade got angry. Had Jiraiya not been bandaged all over, she would have beaten him up again.
“Hey, Tsunade You really need to believe me. I really didn’t buy those magazines. I just bought some food and some novels, “ Jiraiya said while he was almost broke down crying. He didn’t even know such magazines actually existed in this world.
If he had known it, he would have brought it during his travels, where he could enjoy himself to the fullest. He wouldn’t need to read some novels to imagine the scene if he could see it with his own eyes.
Tsunade narrowed her eyes as she looked at Jiraiya. Although Jiraiya isn’t exactly innocent, it seems he wasn’t the one who brought those porn magazines.
‘ Wait now that I think about it, did Konoha have such a magazine?’ Tsunade wondered as she began to think about it. As far as she knew, such magazines were not something you could find other than in Japan.
‘Wait, Japan.’ Tsunade suddenly realized where those magazines came from. Unlike in Konoha or any other ninja village, Japan is what Jiraiya would call ‘ Very Cultured ‘. There you can find various such magazines if you look carefully. And the magazines Tsunade found were the rarest kind, featuring big blonde big boobs girls.
“ Damn that Izanami, “ Tsunade cursed as she finally realized what really happened. Izanami must have placed those magazines in Jiraiya’s cell when he was asleep.
“ Hmm who is Izanami? Wait, why does that name sound familiar? “ Jiraiya, who heard Tsunade’s words, frowned as he began to think deeply about it.
“Hey Jiraiya, did you meet anyone during the time you were in your cell? For example, a little girl who has black hair and black eyes and wears a white kimono. “ Tsunade asked just to be sure.
Hearing her description, Jiraiya suddenly began to remember the devil girl in his dream. He began to tremble as he remembered what she did in the dream. ᴛhis chapter is ᴜpdated by NoveI-Fire.ɴet
Seeing Jiraiya tremble , Tsunade already got her answer. Izanami once told her that she has this weird skill that allows her to manipulate the memories of each person she meets. If that person didn't have her permission, then they wouldn't be able to remember her face no matter what.
Tsunade looked at the shivering Jiraiya and asked, "Jiraiya, what did that girl Izanami tell you?" She was very curious about what he went through to get this scared.
Jiraiya hesitated a bit before he spoke about everything in his dream. Of course, he kept the part of him acting like a lolicon to avoid the embarrassment and punishment.
After hearing his story, Tsunade had only one thing to say, “ You honestly deserve that beating. “
“ Well..” Jiraiya didn't know what to reply. Honestly, he himself knew he kind of deserved that beating for being irresponsible, but he still felt the punishment was too brutal.
" Well, Jiraiya, as Izanami told you, you should obey and become the ninja academy's sealing instructor," Tsunade said after a sigh.
“What? No way. I'm way too busy to take care of a bunch of kids every day. “ Jiraiya immediately protested. He had many duties to consider than teaching some brats.
“This is not negotiable, Jiraiya. For your own sake, you should obediently accept the punishment Izanami gave you, “Tsunade said coldly.
Jiraiya wanted to argue, but seeing Tsunade this serious, he swallowed his words back. A smart man knew when to back down.
“ Just who is that girl Izanami? Tell me, Tsunade, why do you seem to obey her? " Jiraiya asked after a sigh.
Tsunade thought about it for a bit and answered, “Well, she is Naruto’s legal guardian. “
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