Daiki being the ever generous, ever dutiful good buddy he was, carried Sasuke like a sack of potatoes over his shoulder to the infirmary.
The two chunin guarding the door of it, gave him odd looks, but didn't stop him, in fact, they gave him respectful bows of their heads. Probably because the pair of them were present when he was mouthing off at Danzo with the full support of old man third.
Finally some respect around this joint!
Once he closed the door behind him, totally not banging Sauske's head on the door frame as he entered, honest, he noticed that the place was empty.
The med nin on staff was out for whatever reason.
"Well, whatever," Daiki shrugged, picking out the nearest bed and walking over to it, "Sleep tight princess." he unceremoniously dropped the Uchiha onto the bed, his body almost bouncing right off the bed, before pulling the curtains around the bed around and hiding him from view.
Then he plopped down on the chair beside the bed and kicked his feet up on the infirmary bed, crossing his arms behind his head and relaxed.
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He sat there relaxing for all of a half hour, before the boredom really seriously fucking got to him.
"…This is mind numbing." he groaned, head lolling back over the chair and looking up at the ceiling.
He couldn't even train in this place.
There was hardly any space with all the medical equipment, beds and shit around. Even making sure Sasuke was comfortable and covered up in the bed after dropping him on it for a laugh didn't do anything.
And he couldn't even leave this place, since he was guarding Sasuke, "I really need to get my hands on a gaming console or something." he groaned aloud.
Looking into it, he had found that indeed game consoles did exist in this world. Not ones that measured up quite to the ones in his memories, but he had found a few portable ones, the most up to date one being reminiscent of a game boy.
The problem was, they were pretty new in release, made by a company at the Crescent Moon Islands.
And they didn't sell them outside of there.
…So he would need to get a mission to head there to buy one. Which was a trip and a half for sure.
And beyond that, there wasn't even anything really interesting going on at the Crescent Moon Islands for him to pick up. The Crescent Moon Islands events that Naruto, Sakura, Lee and Kakashi all got involved in, didn't involve any particularly powerful object or chakra source.
It was just one dude using a team of ninja trying to take over the kingdom after killing the royal family.
'That might not be a bad idea on of itself to take care of though.' he mused with a sigh.
If he put a stop to it and got the gratitude of the royal family in place of Naruto, he could see about getting funding and shit from them for the village if him having to take over came to pass.
…Though if shit did go down like the other time line and old man third died in the invasion, he wouldn't exactly be able to leave the village himself to take care of it.
'Well, a clone could do it I suppose.' he shrugged, or a team of them hyped up by Isobu's chakra.
They should be capable of taking care of that nonsense.
…And then he could get trade open with the Crescent Moon Islands….and get game consoles sent over here.
"A good plan, but not really anything that eases my boredom right now." Daiki sighed, sitting up straight in the chair.
He cast a look at the Uchiha peacefully snoozing away in the bed beside him, and his expression turned deadpan, "Having a good rest I see." he drummed his fingers on his thighs.
If he was awake, at least they could banter to pass the time.
And neither of the two chunin outside garnered much interest from him. Now, if one or both of them were females, that might have changed, but such was life.
His eyes stayed focused on Sasuke. And with how bright the room was in the infirmary, he noticed just how pale the body was.
"Bro, you need a tan, we should hit up the beach or something for a vacation." he pointed out.
Seriously, the dude was as pale as a ghost, if he got any paler, he'd look like chalk white and ever Sai-like.
Honestly, his skin looked like a blank canvas.
A grin spread across Daiki's face and he held his hand out, with a thought, summoning his seal brush from his Dimension Force Seal.
He stood up and leaned over the sleeping Uchiha, "This is your own fault for falling asleep around your best buddy, I mean, it's tradition as well." he excused his future actions.
He gently swiped the paint brush over the other teenagers face. First, around the eyes, with a pair of black ink circles, connected by a lignn over the bridge of the nose.
Then, he went downwards, to just above his mouth. And drew a nice big long and curly moustache and curled around so much his full cheeks were black ringed.
"Heh, classic." Daiki laughed to himself.
Something was missing though…
"Oh right!" Daiki's eyes lit up, his forehead was empty.
He brought the brush up to his forehead and drew a nice, big long and thick inky cock, with a few little droplets of what looked like liquid shooting through the top and raining down over his eyes.
"Hahahaha!" Daiki erupted into pure amused laughter.
He couldn't wait to see his face when he looked in a mirror, or even better, if someone pointed it out to him.
…It would be way funnier if his fangirls that always squealed about how cool he was saw him .
But if he saw it in the mirror, he'd definitely clean it off with a Uchiha style pout before anyone could have a laugh at him.
And there was a mirror right at the entrance of this room.
Which meant his plan was doomed to fail.
"Guess there's no helping it then." Daiki shook his head, concentrating chakra into his palm.
He pressed his palm against Sasuke's head and focused, before pulling back a good thirty seconds later.
Now, there were a pair of lines connecting together and forming an arrow pointing down at the cock on his forehead. But it was mostly hidden by his hair and bangs.
Just another condensed seal matrix, though this was a mere combination of the Storage Seal and the Storage Return Seal.
With but a thought, he could make the ink go into the Storage Seal, and then make it come back out.
"This way I can hide it until we pass all the mirror then bring it out later!" Daiki mentally pat himself on the back.
He was such a genius.
And this was gonna be a riot!