Chapter 139: Chapter 127: All Left to Die in Prison
Shattered Lake Prison, men’s restroom.
The restroom, spanning dozens of square meters, was packed with over thirty people, only seven of whom were Prison Guards; the rest were death row inmates dressed in classic black and white striped outfits.
“Angus! You … get out there! Don’t hog the stall and not do your business!”
“Armand! I remember you don’t have much contribution left, you dare to offend me like that?”
“Desmond, come out, how about I owe you a favor? Come on out!”
Prison Guard Nagu squeezed his thighs tightly and slapped on five stall doors, but not a single one opened. The death row inmates nearby burst into snickering laughter, their mocking laughter making Nagu blush with shame and clenched his teeth in fury.
These bastards who deserved to be fed to the fishes had taken over all the stalls!
“Charvik, how much longer?”
Another guard, also clenching his legs with an extremely unpleasant look on his face, activated the Light Screen: “13 minutes left. According to the ‘Restroom Use Guidelines’, the same user cannot stay in the stall for more than 60 minutes. Just endure it for another 13 minutes!”
Nagu squeezed out a voice through gritted teeth: “But I can’t hold it anymore…”
“Hey, no way, no way, is the Prison Guard going to wet his pants? How dirty!”
“That whistle won’t do. If you want to make someone unable to hold their pee from an auditory perspective, you should use a more piercing and urgent sound to make them tense up, causing the bladder to contract and the urge to urinate to intensify. The same principle applies when people can’t help but wet themselves when facing danger, so we should scrape our nails across a stainless-steel mirror !”
The sharp grating sound echoed through the restroom, and Nagu instantly straightened up, pacing with small steps to the urinal. Before he could undo his belt, seven or eight heads had gathered to watch, and the other guards who wanted to help him were blocked by a wall of people.
Because of the prohibited acts, the death row inmates couldn’t touch him or attack him, but they had no intention of doing so anyway. They simply watched Nagu’s next move with the eyes of someone enjoying a circus show, without breaking any rules.
Nagu really didn’t want to unzip his trousers, but he steeled his heart and off it went!
“It’s like what I had when I was a kid…”
A wave of scornful comments left Nagu fuming, about to explode in anger. He clenched his teeth and said: “What do you know! You bunch of… of…”
“What are we? Come on, curse me, Mr. Prison Guard.”
“Put some force into it, louder, you call that a Prison Guard’s voice?”
“The Prison Guard is cursing me, I’m so excited!”
Face red with anger, Nagu couldn’t let out even a fart and finally burst out with: “…Impolite brutes!”
“Ah, the Prison Guard called me impolite, I’m so angry, so unwilling!”
“Impolite, such a dirty word, Nagu, how could you curse so fiercely!”
“Waaah, I’ve been scolded to tears! Oh, I’m just pretending, actually I’m laughing.”
The death row inmates roared with laughter, and the other guards, seeing Nagu humiliated, felt empathy and reddened with anger. But they didn’t dare rush to his aid—they couldn’t hold it either, and strenuous activity would reveal that.
“By the way, Nagu, have you plugged it up yet? Why isn’t it coming out?”
An inmate had an epiphany: “You’re not the type who can’t pee when someone is watching, are you?”
“No way, right? I’d rather stare until my eyes inflamed and not blink.”
“The time has come to test everyone’s focus! Nagu, you’ve got 10 minutes, we’ll all help you hold it!”
If it weren’t for the urge to pee tormenting his soul, Nagu swore he would have passed out from anger. Just then, the restroom door was pushed open with force!
Nagu’s expression eased instantly, his whole body relaxed.
“What are you guys doing?” Ash looked at the crowd huddled around the urinal.
“Watching Nagu,” replied the death row inmates, very obediently.
“Why? Don’t you have your own to do? Tell me who doesn’t, and I’ll send him to the women’s restroom… What’s so interesting about peeing? Turn around, all of you; I don’t like people watching me pee!”
The death row inmates and Prison Guards exchanged glances, and someone mustered the courage to say: “If you could—”
“If I could make you scrub the toilets clean, would you turn around? Okay, I’ll go find the ‘Sinners’ Catalogue’—”
Everyone turned around in unison, bowing to the ‘demon’ Ash’s intimidation. Ash shook his head at them, helpless, and patted Nagu’s shoulder as he passed: “Don’t mention it, consider it payback for the boots you gave me before.”
Ash, you really are a—
“Thank you for your help!” Nagu said, struggling to maintain composure while peeing.
“Hey, you’re too kind.” Ash approached the corner urinal to carry out his small-scale metabolism: “Getting used to living here? Feel free to make your complaints known.”
Nagu couldn’t hold back anymore: “You’ve locked us in the restroom and still ask if we’re comfortable?”
“We have no choice; the restroom is the only place in the prison where discharging is allowed. If we locked you somewhere else, you’d explode from holding it in without polluting the environment.”
“Our personal quarters—”
“That’s out of the question. We must keep you in a group, and the guards must stay with the inmates. These social scum might not help me, but they’ll be glad to see you unlucky ones mess up my plan.”
Nagu said coldly: “You think you can get away?”
“Starting to worry about my future, eh? That means you must be quite satisfied with the living environment here?” Ash buttoned up his trousers: “Well, I’m off.”
“Demon!” A death row inmate rushed to encircle Ash: “Take me with you! I’m willing to obey your orders!”
“Me too! I’m very good at licking, in all senses of the word!”
“I’m a Two-winged Mage, demon, you could definitely use me!”
Before, with no chance and no hope, they had resigned themselves, but now suddenly there was a draft for escape, and those desires suppressed deep in the heart of the death row inmates ignited vigorously, each clamoring to join Ash’s group.
Ash raised his hands to calm everyone: “Stop, stop, I’ve heard your wishes. Rest assured, I’ll do my best to fulfill them and leave none of you behind—”
The inmates’ faces brightened, while the Prison Guards looked grave.
“—leave you all behind in the prison to die!”