"Love is a dangerous game, little brother!" At 3:30 in the morning, Yusuf Zuck just got picked up at Everest Zuck’s place, and the first thing Everest Zuck said to him in the car was that love was a dangerous game.
Even though he wasn’t skilled in fortune-telling or face reading, the kiss mark on Yusuf Zuck’s neck betrayed him, leaving Everest Zuck somewhat helpless.
"I’ve only heard that patience is a virtue, but is love dangerous too? What’s the knife for?" Yusuf Zuck laughed.
"Heh, do you believe if I say you’re facing a Peach Blossom Tribulation?" Everest Zuck chuckled.
"I believe it," Yusuf Zuck nodded. "By the way, big bro, why don’t you calculate my future for me, see what my destiny is!"
"I’ve said before that I can’t calculate your destiny; it’s too tough - it would shorten my lifespan if I tried. But, you’re definitely destined for wealth and many children. Just be careful with women, and if there’s any trouble, it’ll be Peach Blossom Tribulation!"
"Oh, didn’t you calculate whether our trip this time will be auspicious or ominous?" Yusuf Zuck changed the subject.
"It’s a mix of good and bad luck – it’s hard to say. Firstly, I don’t read my own fortune, and secondly, I can’t calculate yours. But, I did do a divination, and the journey is a mix of good and bad luck."
"Did you bring any weapons or guns? Would bullets not kill that person we’re facing?" Yusuf Zuck asked curiously.
"If a gun could kill him, why would there have been dozens of deaths in the ’80s? Why would I need to get involved?"
"No way? Are there really monsters in the world that bullets can’t kill?" Yusuf Zuck exclaimed in shock.
"It’s not that bullets can’t kill him," Everest Zuck thought for a moment before answering, "Firstly, he’s fast, and you might not manage to hit him. Secondly, he’s cultivated the Evil Cultivation Method. As long as he protects his heart and brain, bullets hitting him elsewhere won’t stop him from running, jumping, and killing."
"Oh, then tell me the difference between the inner and external schools of martial arts. I’ve been thinking of practicing martial arts recently," Yusuf Zuck said with a smile.
"What baffles me," Everest Zuck looked at Yusuf Zuck, "is that you obviously don’t have any Inner Qi, showing no sign of the inner school of martial arts, yet you share the same aura as the Monk. I’m very curious about what kind of energy you both have!"
"Energy? Tell me more about it?" Yusuf Zuck asked curiously.
"It’s like a domain, a magnetic field of sorts, an indescribable strange sensation. I can feel that you have this domain around you, and the Monk does too."
Yusuf Zuck narrowed his eyes. The domain Everest Zuck was talking about must be his own telekinesis, right? He’d experienced Thought Overlay, enabling him to sense it after reaching out with his mind.
"So, can you always feel this energy around me, or is it intermittent?" Yusuf Zuck pressed on.
"It comes and goes. The first time I met you, when you looked at me, I felt this energy. Another time, you also emitted this energy. Can you tell me what this energy is? What kind of domain is this?"
"How would I know? You can feel it, but I can’t!" Yusuf Zuck immediately shook his head.
"Heh-heh-heh, little bro, you’re not telling the truth. Without any skills, would you dare join me on this adventure? Could you have managed to leave America unscathed? I’m just really curious about what your ability is," Everest Zuck was indirectly coaxing some revelation from Yusuf Zuck as they were about to face a common enemy.
"Actually, it’s nothing special. I’ve always been able to eat a lot. Haven’t you seen how much I can eat before? That’s why I’m so strong!" Yusuf Zuck thought for a moment, then said, "Let’s say there’s a regular car, without a jack, I could lift it up to change a tire or something – that’s about it!"
"Damn, strongman!" Everest Zuck exclaimed, startled.
"Kind of, but this is my secret, okay? Don’t tell anyone else!" Yusuf Zuck snickered.
"So, that means if you get close to an expert and strike suddenly, aiming right at their heart, you could definitely shatter it, right?"
"Not just the heart. In Las Vegas, I tried it, and I smashed half a head!" This content belongs to N0v3l.Fiɾe.net
"Motherfucker, you’re a monster, Hulk! When I get back, I’m going to report you to the authorities, have them conduct experiments on you, extract some genes or something. Maybe they could create a bunch of super soldiers!"
"Then we can’t be brothers anymore." Yusuf Zuck shrugged his shoulders and said.
"That’s true, being your brother means I can’t betray you. But given our ages, it wouldn’t be too much for you to call me ’Grandpa’!"
"Why’s your face so big, huh? Grandpa Zuck, do you look like you’re sixty years old? Not to mention anything else, but always coming and going with a little secretary, that Faye Webb must be your little lover, right?" Yusuf Zuck and Everest Zuck had become more familiar with each other, so he started to speak without a filter, not treating him like a grandmaster.
"Heh, if you like her, I can give her to you, how about that? She’s quite special!" Everest Zuck said with a smile.
"Brother, can you please stop joking? One must not covet a friend’s wife. Even if I resort to using ’Lady Five Fingers’ for relief, I can’t get together with your woman!" Yusuf Zuck looked shocked as he spoke to Everest Zuck: "I didn’t expect you to be so open-minded. Who have you had a threesome with?"
"I feel like strangling you right now; you talk too much!" Everest Zuck said, half-laughing, half-crying. Yusuf’s thoughts were just ridiculous.
"Faye Webb is my disciple, not my little secretary. There is nothing between her and me. As for her, she was born under an ominous sign, a ghostly Yin day, the day when the gates of hell stand wide open. Her life is different from all of us. But she’s tough, she violates various taboos; she’s not suited for marriage, much less for bearing children."
"The day she was born, as soon as she landed on this earth, her mother died. Her father, overcome with emotion, also died. She had an older sister, who also passed away not long after. She was sent to her uncle’s home, and even her uncle died because of her. Her aunt, terrified, sent her to an orphanage, and then the kind director of the orphanage also died because of her."
"She dooms whoever she meets!" Yusuf Zuck said, his eyes wide with shock.
"She might not doom you; that’s why I said I’d give her to you. She listens to me, and this kind of woman, a true calamity, especially in the bedroom, she outshines all your girlfriends combined."
"Then why don’t you keep her for yourself instead of offering her to me!" Yusuf Zuck rolled his eyes and said, "I dare not take her!"
"Heh, you naughty brat, don’t talk nonsense. She is my disciple; how could I engage in such impropriety with her?" Everest Zuck scolded with a laugh.
"What kind of society are we in where there are still masters and disciples? University professors and students are also master and disciple, but isn’t there still romance? You’re out of touch!" Yusuf Zuck roared with laughter.
"Stop your babble. Do you have any weapons with you?" Everest Zuck changed the subject.
"I have a gun, specially designed for women!"
"Pff, can you be serious?" Everest Zuck was exasperated and rolled his eyes.
"What weapons would I have? I’m a law-abiding citizen, thank you very much!" Yusuf Zuck couldn’t help but roll his eyes.
"I’ve got a gun here, and a sword, and a big knife. Which one will you use?" Everest Zuck pointed to a large backpack that resembled a fish’s belly.
"Is the sword sharp?" Yusuf Zuck asked, curious.
"Sharp enough to slice through iron like mud!"
"So, are you skilled with the knife or the sword?"
"I’m adept with the big knife, and my swordsmanship is also decent."
"I’ll take the sword, and after I use it, it’s mine, alright?" Yusuf Zuck chuckled mischievously, for Everest Zuck’s sword was surely a treasure sword.
"All right, it’s yours then!"
"You haven’t told me yet about the differences between the internal and external styles of martial arts. How do you practice the internal ones? Tell me!"
"I’m tired; I’m going to sleep for a while and we’ll talk after I wake up..." Everest Zuck turned away and nodded off to sleep without paying any more attention to him.
PS: Fourth update, the fifth update is at 8:30 pm. Thanks, everyone. Let’s keep the support coming, and stay spirited all night long.