"I wonder what will happen if I tear up all of the brat’s homework?"
Under the cover of night, Ansheng sneaked into some brat’s house, ran up to his desk, and with a strange expression on his face, opened his mouth and started tearing up the summer homework.
While tearing, Ansheng, to prevent any misunderstanding, deliberately left his tooth marks on the torn summer homework.
Of course, even though Ansheng is a fox, as someone who’s been through it, he does have some understanding of school.
After tearing up the summer homework, Ansheng sneakily slipped into the owner’s room and fished out the phone from the bedside cabinet.
"Praise the fingerprint unlock feature!"
Ansheng first lowered the phone’s brightness, then unlocked the phone system using fingerprint recognition, opened WeChat to find the class group and teacher’s WeChat, smoothly exited the group and blacklisted them, ensuring the brat can enjoy a happy summer.
In half an hour, Ansheng raced through five houses, fully replicating the homework tearing, group exiting, and blacklisting procedure. Only after ensuring there were absolutely no hidden dangers did he nod in satisfaction.
[The wish of a jobless summer has been fulfilled, and they will not have a happy summer. One will awaken a long-distance running talent during the summer, one will awaken a heroic and tenacious talent, and one will awaken an unprecedented toughness talent...]
[There’s actually nothing wrong with reading.]
"...Unbelievable, unbelievable, in just one summer our Changxi Town has produced an athlete."
Seeing the details of the wish fulfillment, the little fox couldn’t help but show astonishment on his cheeks.
"Long-distance running and toughness I understand, the former is assuredly a marathon runner, the latter is for fighting, which has some future, but what is heroic and tenacious?"
Full of anticipation, Ansheng leisurely ran back home, washed his feet, dried them, watered the sapling, and then snuggled into Yu Xueqing’s arms to sleep.
The next morning at eight o’clock.
Having freshened up, Yu Xueqing, with a face full of smiles, lay on the edge of the bed, blowing gently on the fox’s ears.
The little fox’s triangular ears twitched back and forth, seeming a bit impatient.
Yu Xueqing was quite confident about her fox’s appearance and toughness level.
Especially those triangular ears, which added three points of foxy charm unique to the little fox’s looks.
Sharp, thin, and very good at dissipating heat.
Feeling his ears itch, Ansheng opened his eyes and saw Yu Xueqing’s face and her mischievous smile on her cheeks.
"What, what’s the matter? Forgot? I promised you yesterday that I would take you out to play today."
Yu Xueqing smiled and patted the little fox’s head, signaling Ansheng to get up quickly and prepare to go out and play.
Ansheng rolled his eyes, not harboring any expectations for Ah Qing’s talk about going out to play.
Ansheng remembered Ah Qing saying yesterday that she wanted to take him to climb some park mountain.
However, Ansheng really wasn’t fond of that idea.
He had already climbed to the point of exhaustion in his previous life, and in this life, he was born right in the mountains and forests.
Ansheng just wanted to lie at home, bask in the air conditioning, and enjoy browsing his phone and playing games with a content expression.
Unfortunately, the little paws of a fox really hindered Ansheng’s exceptional talent in shooting games.
He could only resort to playing chess on his phone.
"Don’t be so lifeless! A little fox needs to be energetic to appear cute, and besides, our itinerary for today is not just climbing the mountain!"
"There’s tea drinking, mountain climbing, and foot washing~" Yu Xueqing confidently announced her schedule.
Ansheng’s face produced three lines of black sweat. What a typical retiree life!
Did I struggle to escape from the mountains just to climb mountains in the city?
However, Mister Ansheng is very interested in the foot-washing process you mentioned. I, the fox, would like to give it a try.
Ansheng stretched out his two small paws, one in front and one behind, raised his butt, and his fox tail stood high, stretching lazily.
"I knew Xiaolan likes going out to play!" Yu Xueqing beamed with a bright smile, picked up the little fox with one hand, and walked straight out the door.
As they passed the kitchen, Yu Xueqing inadvertently glanced at the gas cylinder.
She couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride in her heart.
Hehe, who would have thought that a valuable treasure could be hidden under the gas cylinder?
Yu Xueqing drove her small car, carrying her little fox, and headed out for a leisurely outing.
During the trip, Yu Xueqing earnestly imparted urban fox knowledge to Ansheng.
For instance, when approached by a stranger aunt, be brave enough to say "no."
Also, when a strange big sister pets you, you must bravely and fearlessly shout at them.
A pressure cooker is the nemesis of small canine animals.
"Ah Qing, do I look like I can talk like a human? Even if, hypothetically one day I could speak human words, let’s agree on one thing first! You must smash the pressure cooker at home directly."
Ansheng grumbled, teasing Yu Xueqing.
The small car stopped in front of the Four Joy Teahouse. Ansheng glanced at Gao Feng Consulting Company, and the little fox lightly hummed in his mouth.
It wasn’t working hours yet, and Gao Feng Consulting Company hadn’t opened.
Ansheng couldn’t see inside.
The welcoming manager greeted them with a smile as usual, arranging a private seat for Ansheng and Yu Xueqing.
Yu Xueqing ordered some teas and also ordered two baskets of buns as the main breakfast.
Ansheng also looked at the menu. When eating with Lao Chen before, Ansheng didn’t order any main courses, only all-meat feasts. If Yu Xueqing tried to order Cantonese-style barbecued pork buns, Ansheng would kick her.
But today, while eating with Ah Qing, Ansheng ordered with restraint and gave her the 200 he earned yesterday.
Two hundred bucks as today’s meal budget.
With the barbecued pork bun in hand, Ah Qing, dressed in denim suspenders, tore the bun in half and shared it with Ansheng.
"Taking Xiaolan for morning tea is indeed cost-effective, free tea seat." Yu Xueqing patted the little fox in her arms, a bit relieved after glancing at the bill of over eighty yuan.
Except for its handmade teas running counter to Guangdong-style tea houses, Four Joy Teahouse’s other charges are entirely matched.
Yu Xueqing got into the car and headed to today’s destination with the little fox.
A pet paradise located at the foot of Changping Mountain.
The little fox stays home every day, with no peers or playmates, life must be quite boring.
Yu Xueqing planned to find a friend for the little fox.
"Urp—" Ansheng slumped in the passenger seat, a seatbelt buckled across his chest, holding a glass bottle of cola with a straw.
Ansheng took a big sip and let out a burp.
"Indeed, cola is only satisfying when in cans or glass bottles."
"This trip was worth it!"
As Yu Xueqing looked at the cola-drinking fox, she pulled over with a face full of black lines, took out her phone and snapped a photo, and directly uploaded it to her university dormitory group.
Her fox is good in every way.
Just doesn’t know where it learned to drink cola.
And it has quite an addiction to it.