Old Chen, who was just about to call the police, suddenly saw Master Fox place a paw on his hand. A sense of doubt arose in his heart, wanting to ask Master Fox when...
Old Chen looked up and witnessed a scene that nearly made his soul leave his body.
The giant wild boar with a tuft of blue hair atop its head snorted twice, its eyes flashing with a blood-red glow, as it launched a ferocious charge downhill.
But for some unknown reason, Old Chen felt that in the eyes of this enormous wild boar, he could see an intensely human-like hostility and killing intent. It really wanted to kill!
Ansheng noticed Old Chen was frozen in place, frowned, and pushed him into the bushes and tea trees, making a soft sound to indicate he should pay attention to his own safety, as he had no time to spare.
This strange wild boar...
Clearly saw Old Chen and himself as invaders who had intruded into the boar’s territory.
Even though Ansheng did not understand why a wild boar would see a fox like him as an intruder and launch a full-on assault against him.
Still, Ansheng didn’t care, as his purpose on this trip was to drive away the wild boar that had been damaging crops.
Ansheng’s gaze sharpened, his muscles tensed, and a second tail that had been hidden was revealed.
As the wild boar charged, nearly a ton in weight, causing the ground to shake,
the tea trees and irrigation pipes along the way were all destroyed by its charge, like ancient cavalry fearlessly charging across a plain, aided by its tusks, resembling crescent moon blades.
The dust mixed with the water spray from broken pipes, and the giant wild boar, resembling a mammoth, charged at Ansheng amidst swirling dust and countless branches and yellow earth.
Seeing the boar’s tusks, lowered in the charge, even gouging the stone steps,
Ansheng’s initial thought was to avoid the frontal conflict and instead attack from the side to overturn the giant wild boar.
However, in the blink of an eye, a certain and determined thought suddenly rose in Ansheng’s mind.
Just as confusion arose for Ansheng, his whole small fox body instinctively stood upright and took a step forward, raising a paw to block the path of the charging blue-haired wild boar.
Two fluffy tails braced against the steps behind him, forming a triangle with the fox’s upright legs.
Ansheng stomped down, and due to his small size, directly ignored the threat of the crescent moon tusks, kicking the giant wild boar’s nose to a hard stop.
The instant they collided, dust was everywhere.
The giant wild boar, as if hitting a wall, had its front body stop moving while its hind legs continued to run, causing the more than four-meter-long boar to collapse into a big heap.
It let out a miserable howl, its body falling towards the bushes and tea trees, its nose bleeding profusely, eyes rolling back, limbs twitching slightly.
The small fox, struck by the boar, retreated more than half a meter, the rocks that served as a support point for its tail embedded into the mountain mud from the impact.
"Am I... actually that strong?"
As the one who stopped the boar’s charge with one kick, Ansheng looked surprised, his small fox face showing astonishment.
The sense of inspiration that came out of the blue wasn’t too unfamiliar for Ansheng.
It could be considered a kind of predator instinct.
Previously, when catching mice in the forest, Ansheng often had a sudden premonition and subconsciously acted on it, predicting the escape routes of mountain rats or bamboo rats, allowing for a feast.
The moment the wild boar, exuding murderous intent, launched its cavalry charge at Ansheng,
Ansheng suddenly had a premonition deep down that the boar posed no threat to him and he need not care about its disrespect.
Once the inspiration hit, Ansheng instinctively followed his usual hunting logic.
One step forward, directly countering the boar’s charge.
"If I’m already this strong..."
"Doesn’t that mean I won’t need to look both ways when crossing the street in the future? And if anyone blindly crashes into me... they’ll lose a pedestrian protection system worth thousands, and their insurance premium will soar the following year?"
After stopping the giant boar with a stomp, a mischievous thought suddenly flashed in Ansheng’s mind.
At that time, I’ll be the one getting hit by cars on the street.
Ah Qing can handle bringing my ID and QR code to the culprit.
Just say, pick either three years or three thousand for the settlement! A few hours’ effort can be worth three to five years of struggle!
"No, no... doing this could easily land me in a zoo sharing a big bunk."
Ansheng shook his head, throwing those mischievous thoughts out of his mind.
As a human in a past life, he may not have been very decent, frequently finding lighters in his pockets after drinking or magnets for sticking pens in the office.
But as a fox, Ansheng was serious, knowing he could get by with cuteness and antics without having to work.
The boar resembling a mammoth, though already down on the ground, continued to groan and breathe heavily, only suffering a concussion without major issues.
Old Chen, eyes wide and mouth agape, looked at the collapsed giant boar not far in front of him, then back at Master Fox, who with two tails had just kicked over the giant boar.
Unconsciously, Old Chen instinctively lifted his phone, wanting to take a picture of Master Fox as his mobile wallpaper.
With the second tail out...
It’s indeed the real Master Fox!
If it were an ancestral ceremony, and everyone went to the ancestral hall to eat, Master Fox had the first incense offering.
Ansheng stood upright with two tails on the ground, looking at Old Chen who was playing with his phone, and cutely frowned.
"I didn’t! Definitely didn’t take a secret photo!" Old Chen jumped up as if his tail had been stepped on, waving his hands while putting down the phone he wanted to take a picture with, cold sweat dripping from his face.
Taking a photo of Master Fox? Such disrespect to the immortal master, what was I thinking?
Ansheng waved his hand, signaling Old Chen to help, then glanced at the stream in the mountain valley, watching as two large sows and those little wild pigs quickly ran back into the mountains and disappeared into other wild mountain tops, not daring to linger.
"What’s up with Master Fox?"
Under Ansheng’s direction, Old Chen went around to the back of the massive wild boar weighing over a thousand kilograms.
Ansheng pointed at the boar’s tail, signaling Old Chen to help lift it up.
Ansheng’s expression turned fierce, giving a cute yet forceful shout like a thunderous fox,
Kid! The uphill mountain, downhill path, and Skinny Dog Creek are your Grandpa Fox’s territory!
Don’t think just because you’re clad all in black, you can bring your harem and family to rule and dominate here!
Two balls the size of Old Chen’s head were dealt a heavy blow by the little fox’s jumping punch.
The rampant beasts are nothing but disasters of excessive breeding, so the most scientific one-time remedy is castration!
As Ansheng threw a punch, both Old Chen and Ansheng, the instigator, twitched at the corners of their eyes, inhaling sharply in unison.
The mournful wail of the blue-haired wild boar echoed through the mountains, like a ghost from the depths of hell.
Ansheng’s thorough remedy.
Broke its harem dreams.
Shattered its domination hopes.
Crushed even the dignity of the Wild Boar King.
Ansheng and Old Chen, watching the rolling big boar, instinctively covered their crotches, their minds filled with the image of the lantern hitting the ground.