"East A·JK136 black sedan, offended Master Fox at Changle, report upon sighting. Old pals who hear, transmit the news to Jiule City, don't let there be barking on Changping Mountain, lest Ah Qing hears about the impending showdown..."
"East A·JK136 black sedan...."
"JK136 poked Master Fox with a big stick, ambushed him while he was pooping, and Master Fox said he would drive a construction vehicle to break down their steel gate! Pass it on...."
Having just finished delivering seafood with Qiu Lingling and lying listlessly on the truck, Abai was stunned to hear the hunt order coming from outside the truck.
My brother fox got kicked in the butt with a dress shoe by JK while pooping?
Abai's eyes widened instantly, seemingly completely unable to believe what he had heard.
Abai quickly looked at Qiu Lingling, whining and acting cute.
"What's up? Do you need to poop?" Just getting into the truck, Qiu Lingling saw Abai stomping on the passenger seat, and asked puzzledly.
Abai shook his head repeatedly, rolled around, and conveyed information to Qiu Lingling through body movements. Newest update provıded by 𝙣𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡✶𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚✶𝙣𝙚𝙩
Pooping is not urgent now, but our brother fox is under attack, how can I not go check on him?
If it's just the butt, it's fine, but if the egg gets kicked by the shoe, that's a big deal!
"Do you want to go out and play?"
"Want to find a foreign girl to play with?"
After a round of questioning and answering, the human and the dog guessing with each other, Qiu Lingling looked at Abai with a dark expression and said: "Alright! I'll call and ask, but don't get your hopes up too high, Ah Qing's place is hosting a competition now, quite busy!"
The information was spreading, and through the retelling by some illiterate dogs, it gradually got distorted.
The original chase order, reaching Abai's ear, immediately turned into Master Fox being attacked by JK with round-tipped shoes.
And when it reached Changxi Town.
Uncle Jinlong, who was lying on the table and gulping down cube mutton, paused at the dog barking outside, his lizard face showing surprise:
"What? Master Fox is rallying the town's heroes for a showdown at Changle River, and telling all dogs to bring the most lethal weapons around them?"
"It's bad, Wanlin! That fox is indeed a traitor, wants to attack the neighboring county!"
"Dominating spirit beasts are going to slug it out in the streets!"
"Our year-end bonus and performance are gone! Spiritual supplements will all be deducted, gonna wander the streets!"
In the small town of Changping Mountain and the surrounding villages, dogs and cats were whispering, diligently executing Master Fox's orders, looking for the East A·JK136 license plate.
"Ah Qing! Is your live stream on?"
Whether the information was distorted or not, Ansheng, who was accompanying Ah Qing to create live streaming effects, did not know, as he jumped up gleefully asking Ah Qing.
'Master master! The fox recently learned hunting with Master Fox from Northern Europe, super amazing! The fox promises, we'll have fish to eat every day after—'
"Can a fox catch fish?"
Listening to Xiaolan's boastful recount, Ah Qing and Mo Yiqing, Chen Zhiyu looked puzzled.
Chen Zhiyu, especially with an odd expression, was more willing to believe Master Fox would get angry with a fishing defeat and call Miss Lin to pump water with a water pump than believing Master Fox could catch fish.
"Xiaolan, take it easy, you weigh only about ten pounds, be careful not to be washed away by the river water."
Seeing the little fox apparently determined to catch fish, Ah Qing, who was live streaming with her phone, looked on with some helplessness.
However, considering her swimming skills and Xiaolan's fast-paced dog-paddle swimming demonstrated before, she wasn't too worried and just urged the little fox to be cautious.
Ansheng led Ah Qing to the embankment, walking down the stone steps to a dock where a small fishing boat was moored.
The little fox was smiling broadly, raising a paw to greet the three anglers sitting on fishing boxes.
"Do you want to eat fish? Today the fish aren't biting at all, we really didn't catch any...."
The anglers saw the little fox coming forward, appearing to be used to such occurrences.
One of the most common sights on the riverside for anglers is little animals coming over to scrounge for food.
Stray cats and dogs often peek at their fish baskets with starry-eyed expressions.
Though it was the first time meeting a fox, the angler obediently admitted they hadn't caught a single fish.
"Isn't no fish quite normal? I already told the fish in the river not to come near the shore or the anglers today."
"I'd be shocked if you could catch any fish." Ansheng waved dismissively, looking completely unconcerned.
"Has Ah Qing set up the live stream?"
Ansheng trotted down the stairs to the very bottom step, as the river water submerged the little fox's limbs, gradually reaching his chest.
The little fox called out to the river and then dipped his tail into the water, swaying it back and forth.
"Is this... bathing?"
The three anglers on fishing boxes looked puzzledly at the little fox, then at Ah Qing who brought the fox over and said: "The water looks clear, but it's still rich in algae..."
The angler's words were not even finished when the little fox at the lowest point squeaked.
The little fox stuck out his butt, letting his tail rise completely out of the water, the formerly fluffy tail had lost its fluffiness, but instead, there were seven or eight small fish biting onto the tail fur.
Seeing the little fish hanging on the fox's tail, the speaking angler almost popped his eyes out.
The little fox showed a crafty look, flicked his big tail, and tossed the fish on his tail at the three anglers.
The three anglers were shocked, getting splashed by the fish.
"Ah Qing, take this shot, this time I'll have my friends from the river send up a big fish."
Ansheng casually squeaked out, dipping his tail into the river again.
At the river bottom, a monstrous fish nearly twelve meters long displayed a sulky face, with faint fox paw prints on its cheeks.
Seeing the swaying fox tail, it opened its mouth to spit out a fish and pointed at that tail with its fin.
You! Go and bite that tail!
Offending Master Fox, I'll bite you to death!
Almost a thirty-pound bighead fish looked baffled, but seeing the river boss had spoken, it immediately swam up.
Ansheng pretended to strain, crawling laboriously up the steps to drag out the bighead fish that was biting his tail.
The anglers above were astonished to see the little fox spreading its limbs tightly gripping onto the steps.
Catching a nearly twenty-pound fish is a grueling task for a person.
Now looking at that fish, darn near thirty pounds!
How could a fox possibly pull that off!
"Everyone out of the way! Let me!"
Not caring much else, the angler, eyes only on the bighead fish about to escape, plunged off the dock with a landing net to grab the fish.
It didn't matter whether it was caught by oneself.
Catching it, taking a photo, and sharing it with fishing groups and on social media was the real deal.
Seeing someone diving at him, the bighead fish paused, releasing its hold on the fox's tail, headbutting fiercely to go head to head battling with the angler.
"Damn! Dare to resist! You're dead meat!"
The angler roared, the bighead fish flapped in the air frantically, slapping its tail on the angler's face.
Ansheng looked utterly bewildered at the angler and the bighead fish squabbling intensely in the river, the fox was a bit befuddled.
No but... I got the fish for the show, what are you doing crashing in?
Ah Qing, holding up a phone, looked completely taken aback.
On the live stream room:
[Here's the thing, us anglers can temporarily lose our minds when we see a big fish land.]
[Looks like that person can't win, right? Maybe you should just release it? It's not shameful to buy one from the market if you can't catch it.]