( Seattle Museum)
Alan: You know if i had know the Vice Principal was coming I would have wore black.
Brad: Well, you look great in blue Alan.
Dorothy: What about my cinderella dress?
Jane: You look like some fairy elf Dor.
Alan(laughs): See i missed you J.
Jane: You know I am still angry with you over that Dana thing.
Alan: you know Dana is a good girl. Think of her like me J.
Jane: Well, she is hotter than you.
Alan: OK now you wanna fight?
Jane: See Alan you are like me. But you need Helena like i need Hank Ok.
Alan: Ok i will not see her after the museum Ok. But promise me one thing?
Jane: What?
Alan: You will try to make things right between Brad and Violet.
Jane: Ok that i will do. You know Vi is losing her way.
Brad: Ok can you do it for her then atleast?
Alan: I know J Brad, she will do her best and Vi adores her.
Jane: Well, thanks to Brad she even doesn't listen to me and Amber.
Brad: Sure blame it on the weak guy.
Guide: Ok everyone this is the famous Worldcup painting from Germany last July.
Brad(looking at the painting): Wow I can't believe Zidane did headbutted the italian.
Alan: Ya man he is a dangerous french guy.
Jane: I wish Hank was bald like him and bold too.
Brad: No, I wish Jane was more polite to me like Hank and Dorothy.
Jane: Well, I am what I am and you are saying this out of all people.
Alan: You know you two can quarrel at home but please J help Brad with Vi Ok.
Jane: Ok i can do that but Brad will have to say please.
Alan: OK.
Brad( grinning): Please.
Jane: Ok that was a half please i will help half.
Alan: OK please do J.
Brad: You know i could be Zidane and you materazzi Alan.
Alan: What? What did i do man?
Jane: Ok i am still here boys.
Alan: Brad is thinking about hitting me after i made him tell you please.
Jane: Well, you deserve that too.
Alan: OK i will be over Dana soon.
Jane: You know I am still not over the bike guy.
Brad: You have even forgotten his name sissy.
Alan: Ya me too.
Jane: Well, he was a druggist after all.
Alan: Ya that is true.
Brad(pointing at cobain's painting): Like him?
Alan: Well Cobain had a passion for singing.
Brad: Well the guy had a passion for bikes.
Alan: Did he?
Jane: No, he was more good at loving me.
Brad: Really?
Alan: Well all my flames have been like that. That's 7 already including Hank Brad.
Brad: Ok so?
Jane: Well Cobain had 50 as i heard. May be i will have 50 too unlike you Brad.
Brad: Well he ended up with Courtney unlike you Jane.
Jane: Well how many have you Brad. You even don't have Violet now.
Alan: Ok Jill,Eva,and Violet. Does Dorothy count?
Brad: Ok 3 still all those 3 love me for what I am like Cobain.
Alan: Ok enough about cobain. See that's bonjovi who is alive and famous.
Brad: Well, still his hair is not like that when we saw him at the concert.
Alan: Ya man they made him mald like zidane man.
Jane: No that's a swimming band you idiots.
Alan: Ok i thought John was in Hawaii.
Jane: No he was in a pool Alan. But look at Madona's statue.
Brad: Ya that is La Isla bonita.
Alan: Man she still rules. Doesn't she?
Brad: Tell me Madonna or Bonjovi?
Alan: Well it's like deciding between you and Jane.
Jane: You think Brad is like Bonjovi?
Alan: Well he is famous in school like me.
Brad: What are you then?
Alan: I don't know may Bryan Adams. He is a romantic like me.
Jane: Ok Brad is more romantic than you Alan.
Brad: See even she agrees I am like Bryan Adams.
Alan: Well Bonjovi has more girlfriends like i had 9.
Jane: Really? More than me. Bonjovi had 100 and 20 at one time as i heard.
Alan: Wow maybe i am Bonjovi.
Brad: Tell me you counted Amber then.
Alan: No Patricia when i was here at Lincoln, then Lana,Jane,Jiggy, Barmby, Helena and Dana.
Brad: See that's 8. You counted Amber.
Alan: Still 8 is better than 3.
Jane: You counted me?
Alan: Well we were dating then for 2 months until Brad happened.
Jane: Oh yeah. See Brad you steal everything Alan and the drug guy.
Brad: Well Alan better thank me then.
Alan: OK Jane was like a diva for me. She is like Violet man but hard to handle.
Jane: See even Alan couldn't handle me.
Alan: Yes you are hot and good Jane like Brad.
Jane: You know you do like Brad more than me Alan.
Alan: No you hate your brother so much that you think so J.
Jane: Well i do.
Brad: Same here.
Alan: OK Jane look Violet and Eva there.
Brad: Ok Violet is looking at the Chainsaw Massacre part.
Alan: Ya man she is looking at the Chainsaw.
Jane: Relax guys that is a toy Ok.
Brad: ya Eva is looking at me too man.
Jane: No she is looking at the painting above you.
Alan: Oh yeah the LIncoln paining.
Brad: I hope she doesn't kill me at school man.
Alan: Well. i hope they kill you only then.
Jane: OK guys chill i am going there OK.
Jane reaches the two and looks at the Chainsaw.
Jane: Wow it is real?
Violet: Hey J, ya can you believe that?
Jane: I wish you could kill Brad with that.
Violet: You know he is scared.
Eva: Ya what happened between you and Brad Vi.
Violet: Well, you happened?
Eva: I told you at the jungle that it was just a smooch.
Violet: I know but still on Valentines day.
Eva: Well i kissed him the next day Vi.
Jane: See i told you Vi to kill Brad.
Eva: You sure love someone killing Brad.
Jane: Well, you shouldn't kiss someone when you are dating.
Eva: Well, technically i wasn't.
Violet: Well, Brad was.
Jane: OK i was here to help him and hey have found out.
Eva: HAve they. You know i do think that Alan does make Brad do bad things.
Violet: No Brad is stupid himself.
Jane: See i told you Brad was a stupid idea Eva.
Brad(shouts): OK i heard that Jane.
Alan(shouts): No we didn't.
Violet: Jane why are you talking loud?
Jane: Well they sent me here to help Brad.
Eva(laughs): Well technically you did.
Violet: You know i can scare them by lifting the chainsaw.
Jane(laughs): Well the guide is staring since ALan shouted so no.
Eva: Ya that guy shouts too much.
Alan(shouts): OK someone used my name.
Eva: Ok is he a lip reader or something?
Jane: No he heard you i guess.
Violet(shouts): OK Brad over here now.
Jane(scared): Ok i am going.
Brad: Why is he angry now?
Alan: You know let them be JAne will handle it.
Brad: Seemed like she wanted a fight man.
The Vice Principal Brady enters.
Alan: Oh Good Afternoon sir.
Mr.Brady: Wow Alan you are here. So tell me what's so special about this place?
Alan: This place was made some 100 years ago in memory of Lincoln.
Mr.Brady: See you are a class Alan. That is quite corect.
Brad: Well i heard it was built some 30 years ago.
Alan: No that was it;s renovation Brad.
Mr.Brady: Wow you know everything Alan. See i told you were my best student.
Brad: OK.
Mr.Brady: Ok boys i will meet you boys later Ok. I need to meet the owner.
Brady leaves.
Alan: Wow he is meeting Ralph Lauren.
Brad: Wow Ralph Lauren is the owner?
Alan: Ya for 30 years now man.
Jane reaches them.
Jane: You know Brad Vi wante you there adn Alan you are Brady's favorite?
Alan: And that is breaking news?
Brad: I thought you were making good terms Jane.
Jane: No I was until i saw you two cosing.
Alan: Ok still i am Brady's favorite student.
Jane: OK now you are meeting Ralph Lauren.
Alan: Really?
Jane: Ya he was talking about meeting the owner with his favorite student.
Alan: Wow i am meeting Ralph Lauren?
Brad: He still is a cloth guy man.
Jane: Ya a famous cloth guy unlike you bro.
Alan: When?
Jane: Maybe at the evening I guess.
Alan: Well i will be waiting for that.
BraD: What about patching Vi with me.
Alan: May be next week at the term exams.
BraD: Really at the exams?
Alan: Ok let me some time OK.
BraD: I saw Violet with the chainsaw man. She is mad.
Jane: Oh she is thinking about killing you but i convinced her to go to Bali for a week.
Alan(ecstatic): She is going to Bali?
Brad: Good for me?
Alan: Well we will see that in a week man.