(Lincoln's school.)
Brad and Alan are looking at the white board.
Alan:So hows it going with Eva?
Brad:Good.We had sex like a dozen times over all of my dads furnitures and her houses furnitures.
Alan:So I heard you got some money outta her.
Brad:I did 900 bucks already.
Alan:Wow that's already a month now since you are together.
Brad:Well we are sex partners.But I'm thinking of being like I was to Jill.Oh my god I forgot about Jill?
Alan:Cmon with Jill she's average in bed ,like 20 dollars a month and nerd.But with Eva it's like 900 a month wow and I heard she's the best at sex....... Well from your sister actually.
Brad:Ya But it just doesn't feel right.I should have broken up with Jill.
Teacher:Hey both of you.Out of my class.
Alan:See ,she's a curse.
Alan and Brad are at the cafeteria.Eva enters with Hank.
Eva:Hey Guys.Hey Brad.
Alan:Hey Guys.
Hank:Hey .You are here too.I hope we are clear now.
Brad:Hey I don't have a problem with you man.And as long as my sister doesn't trouble me I'm ok.
Alan:Wow you got history.
Hank:Nope actually Jane and he has history.I don't know why you guys hate each other.
Eva:Ok Hank.You want to stop right there.Hes my spanka(spanks Brads ass and kisses him at his cheeks)
Hank:Hey there's the Warden.Stop that.Hey aren't you with Jill Brad ?
Eva:Nope he's my candy(licks Brads hands)
Alan:I'm so jealous of you.I wish Helena was here today.
Brad:Hey wheres Helena?
Alan:She's at her bungalow.Her Uncle and Aunt had come.God I can't meet her for a week now.
Brad:Well she'll be at school.
Alan:We can't party at school man.Dont you understand.
Eva:Ya she's the only girl I haven't been with.Whats she like in bed(laughs at Alan)
Brad:(pinches Eva and grabs her with his right hand)Whats I like?
Eva:Good.Wanna meet at 5 in the geese.
Brad:Sure.
Eva winks and leaves.
Hank:Shouldn't you tell Jill first Brad?
Brad:Look who's talking.Do you know what your girlfriend does behind your back?
Alan:(stares at Brad)Ok Brad.I told you don't mess with her ok.(Whispers)Hes her toy.Let her play.
Hank:No look Jane and I love each other.But you should be with one not with both of them.
Alan:Hey man .Hes with Jill ok.Eva and he are just fooling around ok.
Hank:Well Eva is not a girl to mess with ok.I heard you kissed my sister too?
Brad:Your sister?Who?
Alan:Don't you know?Violet?You know nothing man(Brad is puzzled)
Brad:Wow she's your sister.Actually she kissed me.
Wow you and me do share two crazy sisters.
Hank:Hey you're the one who's crazy.Jane isn't crazy.
Brad:Actually you're sister is not crazy.But my sister Ohh she's way past the crazy level.You know what she did morning today?She put twigs and leaves inside my sandwich.
Alan:Well I have seen her do worst.
Brad:Worst??
Alan:Ya she put garbage tissues in that Will Thomas sandwich after they broke up.
Hank:Ya That Guy I hate him.He used to call her even months after breaking up with her.
Brad:Well actually I heard she broke up with him.You should stay cautious too Hank.Look I know my sister,she's like the devils favorite ok.
Hank:Well she does hate you though.She asked me to put poop in your bed after I erased the message from your landline.
Brad:I knew that was you.You remember the quarterfinals Alan,between Germany and Argentina when you were at my home.It was Hank who sneaked in my room.
Alan:It was you Hank.I thought That's was a thief.Wow we didn't enter Brads room for like 14 hours.
Brad:Ya I thought my sister sent an assassin or a killer or something.
Alan:(laughs)Hey that's would be too much.Although she hates you .
Hank:Ya actually why do you hate each other.I heard she set you up with Jill,Your first girlfriend.
Brad:Ya she did.I don't hate her.But you should be with her at my house.She just can't stand me and me.....Well I can't stand her.Actually I hate her.
Alan:There we go again.Well two Lions cant rule a jungle.That maybe it.
Brad:Oh yeah.Why don't you ask Helena to buy your best friend a house then(laughs)?
Alan:Hey we are just 13.
Brad:You are thinking of asking her to buy a house(surprised)?
Alan:Well I will when I will be 18.But I have earned and stolen some of her money.I have got like Wow 1267.And this thousand dollar gold ring.God I'm rich already.
Hank:2000 dollars don't make you rich.
Alan:Well sorry you don't have rich girlfriends like we have bub.
Brad:Eva and I are not a couple.And my sister's rich ok.I saw her cloth table.She had like 5000 bucks there.She can buy a room with that.
Hank:Well actually im rich myself.And your sister also designs my mother's dresses.My mother gives her 200 dollars at every design.
Alan:Well you are Violets Little brother.Wait she gets paid for drawing in a pad.
Brad:Wow my sister's good.
Hank:Actually she's good with drawings.She draws beautiful designs for lady dresses.
Brad:Ya although she draws good.She made a drawing of a dick in my table.It was like a guy made it.My father grounded me for 2 weeks for that.
Alan:Hey That in Your table.I remember that.That was on end of January.
Hank:Looks we are girls .Gossiping.
Alan:Actually we are like gossip boys you know like gold diggers and charming then with our beauty and gossiping around.Wow Brad I can see the future Me with Helena in Her castle and you and Eva and Jill and Violet with us.
Hank:Ya And me?What about me and Jane?How come He has three girls?
Alan:Wow Brad.You got a nerd,hotties,rich girls.You are the god.
Brad:Would you stop that.Hey you are welcome to be my brother in law.But I have to warn you about my sister
Alan:Gossip boys.I like it.I can start a club.Hey Brad what you think you can be the co founder.
Hank:Hey can I be in.
Alan and Brad:(together)No!