"Brother Hongjun, be gentle~"
The coquettish voice whispering in his ear woke Ma Hongjun from his slumber.
He opened his eyes groggily and found himself lying on top of a young girl, who was almost naked and had her eyes closed shyly. He was only wearing a pair of shorts.
"What the fuck!!"
Ma Hongjun screamed and jumped up, wide-eyed, staring at the unfamiliar and primitive-looking clothes around him, and at the girl on the bed, who was now gazing at him in surprise. His mind was in utter chaos.
Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?
Wait—let me think. My name is Ma Hongjun, I was walking around, reading Douluo, and then a truck came out of nowhere and hit me… and now?
As a flood of strange yet familiar memories surged into his mind, Ma Hongjun's expression slowly turned weird.
I've reincarnated.
Did I actually reincarnate into Ma Hongjun, the number one follower of Tang San, the God King, among the Shrek Seven Monsters?!
What the hell!
What the actual hell is going on!
Just because my name is Ma Hongjun, I had to reincarnate as this Ma Hongjun?
This is so damn ridiculous!
"Brother Hongjun, Brother Hongjun?"
The girl's worried voice pulled Ma Hongjun out of his spiraling thoughts. Looking up, he found her sitting on the bed, eyes full of concern. The sight of her pale, glowing skin nearly blinded him.
Is the nutrition in this village that good?
"Ugh, you're so annoying!"
As if she noticed his gaze, she shyly turned her back and pulled the sheet over herself to cover the enticing view, muttering softly, "I told you to just take a quick look, and you really did..."
The girl wasn't exactly a great beauty—more cute—but her young, slightly immature body and natural shyness gave off an irresistible charm.
Ma Hongjun suddenly felt a rush of heat from his lower abdomen surge uncontrollably to his brain, and he lost all restraint.
The boy let out a low growl and lunged at the girl and removed her covering.
The girl was wearing green underwear that looked lovely on her. The sight of her soft skin and body captivated Mahongjun's mind.
"Ma Hongjun, please be gentle."
Ma Hongjun didn't register her words and began tearing off her Lingerie like a beast.
Amid the girl's startled cries, her breasts were exposed and bounced, and her underwear was torn. Ma Hongjun then took off his shorts and inserted his penis into her pussy.
"Ah, mmmm."
Amid the girl's moans, Ma Hongjun began to move his hips vigorously. The girl's pain quickly turned to pleasure.
He looked at her soft breasts moving up and down with two cute little pink pearls, Ma Hongjun started kissing the girl and kneading her breasts while moving his hips quickly and forcefully, causing a strong sound of flesh meeting inside the room.
Because of the evil fire, Ma Hongjun's mind became clouded with primal lust.
In an instant, the simple wooden house was filled with a satiating sexual atmosphere.
After two full hours, the deafening noise in the hut gradually subsided.
The girl had fallen into a deep sleep, exhausted from the ordeal. Tears still lingered at the corners of her eyes, but her lips carried a satisfied smile.
Ma Hongjun gently covered her with a quilt, then leaned back against the bedframe and subconsciously reached for his pants pocket.
Only when his hand halfway reached out did he realize—this wasn't Earth anymore. There were no cigarettes here.
"Damn it, the evil fire is rising and I can't suppress it!"
The boy took a deep breath and couldn't help but laugh bitterly.
Back when he read webnovels, he always thought this "evil fire" thing was just an excuse for characters to act on their lust.
But now that it was happening to him, Ma Hongjun realized—this shit was real and out of control!
Looking at the glaring red stains on the bed sheet, the boy helplessly rubbed his forehead.
After calming down, Ma Hongjun furrowed his brow and began thinking about his current situation.
According to his memories, he was now twelve years old, had been Flander's disciple for five years, and Dai Mubai had already been enrolled at the academy for two years.
Judging by the timeline, the arrival of Tang San, the main protagonist, wasn't far off.
There were now two options before him.
He could either go with the flow, follow Tang San step by step, and as long as he survived the final battle, he was practically guaranteed to become a god—with minimal risk.
And now that he knew the future, he could avoid tragedies like what happened to Bai Chenxiang.
Or... he could use his foresight to get a head start: intercept key events, win over important figures, and snatch everything meant for the God King Tang.
The advantage? He'd grow incredibly strong—almost certainly surpassing the original.
The downside? He'd disrupt the setup of the Divine Realm. If those gods who treat Douluo Continent like their backyard noticed, they might squash him like a bug.
"So, in the end, there's really only one viable path."
Even though he didn't have any good feelings toward that hypocritical, cold-blooded, and sanctimonious God King…
From a rational standpoint, the Shrek Seven Monsters were all winners under Tang San's leadership. Without him, none of them would have ever become gods.
Especially this Evil Fire Phoenix.
Without the inner core of the Fiery Sun Snake, he probably would've lived his whole life letting his penis control him.
Ma Hongjun shrugged and was about to get up when a surprised cry came from beside him.
"Wow, it's actually true!"
The girl had woken up without him noticing. She looked at her arms and hands in astonishment.
"Brother Hongjun, you actually made my skin smoother, whiter, and my body even better!!"
Ma Hongjun: ???
He tilted his head, confused.
What are you talking about? I didn't understand a single word.
Isn't that just a myth? That stuff's not supposed to beautify or improve health.
Then again, this is just a rural village. It's normal for them not to know any better.
"It's just an illusion," the boy smiled and shook his head, preparing to explain casually.
But when he turned around and saw her current appearance, his pupils shrank.
Her skin had turned flawless, her long black hair shimmered, and all the freckles and acne on her face had vanished. She was like a completely new person—both her looks and aura had upgraded dramatically.
"…Fuck."
Ma Hongjun was stunned.
This is even more extreme than plastic surgery!
Does my dick really have such a ridiculous effect???
Impossible. Absolutely impossible.
"Wait… Could this be a misunderstanding?"
Ma Hongjun took a deep breath and asked, frowning.
"Hahaha Hongjun, it's definitely not a mistake. If not for that effect, who in the village would willingly sleep with you? You think it's because of your chubby belly and cheesy sweet-talk?"
The girl giggled mischievously. Seeing his blank expression, she thought he was mad and quickly hugged him, trying to soothe him.
"Okay, okay, I'm just teasing! Don't be angry, Hongjun. You have to pick me next time~"
It was like a bolt of lightning struck through his mind, illuminating everything he had overlooked.
Ma Hongjun suddenly remembered—in the original story, he had stayed in this village for a few years before later going to a brothel.
Then why were the village girls willing to sleep with him and even accept him seeing multiple girls?
If his dick really had that effect, it all made sense.
Evil Fire Phoenix. Evil Fire.
He felt a crimson, flame-shadowed presence lurking deep within his soul, and a powerful sense of unease grew in his heart.
Would a normal Evil Fire Phoenix mutated from a mere turkey really have such an absurd ability?
Even Yan Shaozhe, who had the top-grade Pure Light Phoenix Martial Soul in Part 2, didn't have anything like this, right?
What the hell is going on?
[Ding!]
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[Image] The girl (Cui Hua)