The popularity of this Weibo post was on fire, and countless netizens were leaving hilarious comments below!
"At Jin Ming Mountain, few pedestrians tread, often racers compete in speed. Today the roads remain, but the veteran drivers of yesteryear are nowhere to be seen!"
Hmm, this person has quite the literary flair!
"Tonight, after fixing a roof near Jin Ming Mountain, I drove my Wuling Hongguang home. On the road, I encountered a young man pedaling a tricycle like mad chasing after me. In panic, I floored the accelerator, but there was a curve ahead. In desperation, I braked and drifted around the corner with inertia, watching the tricycle gradually disappear behind me, but I was powerless to do anything."
"I had just won a race at Jin Ming Mountain and was driving my ’Knight of the Night’ on Qiuming Mountain when suddenly a Wuling Hongguang overtook me. He was fast with his inertial drifting. I saw a sign on his car about fixing roof leaks. Just as I switched to S gear to overtake him, a tricycle forcefully cut in front of me, and eventually, I watched the two of them disappear halfway up Qiuming Mountain."
"My AE86 lost to a ’Knight of the Night’ on Jin Ming Mountain. Passing through a series of U-shaped hairpin bends, I saw the ’Knight of the Night’ being overtaken by a Wuling Hongguang adorned with a sign about fixing roof leaks, using inertial drifting. A man on a tricycle was following closely behind. I wanted to catch up and challenge them again, but just then, my AE86’s engine blew."
One hilarious comment after another from these netizens—Wang Hao read several in one go without even a blink of an eye!
"I was driving my Wuling Hongguang specialized in fixing roof leaks on Jin Ming Mountain when a drop in coolant caused my brakes to fail. Relying on luck and skills, I managed the turn and overtook a seemingly fast car. I heard he arranged to meet me at the foot of Jin Ming Mountain on Saturday. If anyone knows him, please tell him I’m very busy fixing leaks for several houses... I barely saved my life, don’t lose it, and repairing this car cost me hundreds—it’s too much to bear..."
"I own a Wuling Hongguang, and my job is repairing roof leaks. Last month on Jin Ming Mountain, I overtook several cars. Now, every car on the street burns rubber and honks at me—I’m very confused. Last night, going downhill on Jin Ming Mountain, a tricycle nailed me. He took the turn on two wheels, very fast. There was a sign about Zhongtong Express on his car. If anyone knows him, please tell him he dropped two packages—they are valuable and useful, just a bit low on lubricant."
"On Jin Ming Mountain, I saw a Wuling Hongguang and a GTR chasing each other, suddenly an ’82 Phoenix cut in with a remote-controlled car following closely. They swerved left and right, scaring me quite a bit. If you see them, please pass the message: They are my long-lost descendants, stop wandering and come home, Grandpa will be waiting at Jin Ming Mountain next time on a tricycle."
Wang Hao laughed so hard he bent over backward reading these stories.
The imagination of netizens really is boundless.
No way, weren’t I once dubbed Brother Hao of Er Long Lake? Can’t let them outshine me!
Wang Hao directly clicked reply and sent out a Weibo post—
Wang Hao Wang Ritian, "Your Ferrari’s top speed has hit 365.5 km/h, going from 0 to 100 km/h in just 2.3 seconds, and from 0 to 200 km/h and back to 0 in merely 12 seconds. Speeds over 300 km/h are a breeze for Ferrari, which can reach up to 350 km/h on high-speed tracks like Hockenheim and Monza. With such a light car going at such high speeds, imagine the demand this places on the vehicle’s aerodynamics—large rear wings and front canards are needed to provide the necessary downforce to increase cornering speeds and stability at high speeds. The brake discs are made of carbon fiber, and the ultra-high-performance brake system allows the Ferrari to halt from 240 km/h in 2.5 seconds, covering only 80 meters. But no matter what, you can’t surpass my Wuling Hongguang S!"
The next morning, Wang Hao got up early to wash, dress, and then went downstairs for breakfast.
However, during breakfast, Wang Hao noticed that the atmosphere... seemed a bit off!
Many members of the crew were waving at him from a distance in greeting, and quite a few were pointing at him with expressions of admiration.
"Hey, Yu, Yu!" Wang Hao was puzzled when he happened to see Yu Junpeng picking up dishes with Ding Yuwei and hurriedly waved, "Come here, come here, I need to ask you something!"
"Damn, Brother Hao!" Yu Junpeng saw Wang Hao and quickly jogged over with Ding Yuwei, laughing, "What’s up with Brother Hao?"
"Why do I feel a bit off today?" Wang Hao felt around his clothes, "But there seems to be nothing wrong..."
Watching Wang Hao search frantically, Yu Junpeng wiped his cold sweat and said, "Brother Hao, don’t you know yet? You drove that Wuling Hongguang from our crew out yesterday and sped up to five hundred kilometers per hour..."
"That was a camera malfunction, man!" Upon hearing this, Wang Hao instantly freaked out, "Do you really believe I could speed up a Wuling Hongguang to five hundred kilometers per hour?!"
"It doesn’t matter whether I believe it or not," Yu Junpeng helplessly shrugged and continued, "But the problem is now all the rich kids in Jinhua know someone can drift a Wuling Hongguang around a corner, so someone from the crew has come to challenge you!"
Damn, a challenge at the crew? Seriously, could this be any more exaggerated?!
"A challenge? A challenge for what?" Wang Hao widened his eyes, "They want to start a gang fight with me?"
"Of course not," Yu Junpeng sighed, then took out his phone and said, "They sent me this picture—Brother Hao, I really can’t do anything about this..."
Wang Hao took the phone and immediately gasped!
Displayed on the phone was a lineup of luxury cars: an Audi R8, a Lamborghini Aventador, Ferraris, McLarens, GT-Rs...
And right in the middle of these cars, a huge banner was hanging, reading "Final Showdown at Jin Ming Mountain, Loser Forfeits Their Car Emblem!"
Zhao Rongjia, the guy who drove the Ferrari, was also prominently in the picture...
Damn, what is this group thinking? Waiting to see me make a fool of myself?!
Sure enough, just as he thought this, his phone rang!
Picking it up, it was indeed Zhao Rongjia!
"Hello? What’s going on?" Wang Hao said irritably, "Are you purposely waiting to watch me embarrass myself? Asking me to race them with a Wuling Hongguang?!"
Zhao Rongjia was obviously distressed too, "Brother Hao, I didn’t have a choice either, I didn’t know that was your car... I just casually posted on social media, who could have guessed the traffic police would get involved? They directly found out the registered owner through the traffic police, and now they’re calling you out by name, saying they have a showdown at Jin Ming Mountain tonight, where the loser leaves their car emblem! Brother Hao, why don’t you just drop by? The emblem of a Wuling Hongguang isn’t worth much anyway, and I’ll treat you to drinks afterward to apologize, how about that?"
"Fine, fine, fine!" Wang Hao freaked out, "I’ll go, okay?!"