As soon as Wang Hao mentioned climbing a tree, Mi Xiu became instantly excited, "Yes, yes, yes, climbing a tree! Once we’re up there, those dogs won’t be able to catch us!"
Then she pointed to a rather tall tree ahead and shouted loudly, "That tree up ahead is tall! Just climb that one!"
Wang Hao looked at the tree: "..."
Can’t you base your ideas on reality? Brother wants to climb, but didn’t you see how tall that tree is...
"Do you think I’m a monkey?!" While carrying Mi Xiu and running, Wang Hao grumbled, "That tree must be more than ten meters tall - even if I grew a couple more arms, I couldn’t climb it!"
"Sorry, sorry," Mi Xiu replied apologetically, "I forgot about that in the panic... Brother Hao, those dogs are catching up again!"
Damn, this streak of bad luck is really long-lasting. Where on earth have they chased us? If this keeps up, if I see a tombstone, I’ll have to shout ’I’m home’!
Being chased by dogs, this kind of spectacle that the masses enjoy watching, was a great way to gain popularity. The viewers in the live broadcast were steadily increasing, and the viewership was now closing in on the six thousand mark!
"666666666666 Brother Hao, I’ve realized that you look especially cool when you run!"
"Brother Hao is frickin’ awesome. How many kilometers have you run in such a short time?"
"I think it’s quite a bit, and he’s carrying someone too. Brother Hao’s stamina is simply impregnable!"
Luckily for Wang Hao, his physical strength was indeed astonishing. The enhancements from the luck dice had notably improved not only his memory but also this incredible endurance.
"Brother Hao, up ahead, that tree is easy to climb!" Mi Xiu pointed at a tree about five meters tall and called out, "That tree has lots of branches; we can climb that one!"
"Eh? You know what, you’re right, that’s some good eyesight!" Wang Hao immediately cheered up upon seeing the tree Mi Xiu pointed to, "That’s the one, then. You climb up first! I’ll cover for you!"
"Alright!" Mi Xiu immediately nodded, "When it’s time, you have to be careful, Brother Hao!"
"Don’t worry, no problem!" Wang Hao responded and then took off with Mi Xiu toward that direction. They quickly reached the base of the tree, and after setting Mi Xiu down, Wang Hao said, "Alright, climb up quickly! Those dogs are coming again! Damn, those Tibetan Mastiffs must have a grudge against me. That’s why I hate those things; their intelligence is too low!"
"Yeah, they’re really ferocious in the chase!" Mi Xiu grabbed a branch and started climbing, "Be careful, Brother Hao. I’m going up first!"
"Alright..." Wang Hao nodded and watched the approaching dogs. Then, as he turned his head back...
Oh my, that view was quite shocking!
He saw Mi Xiu making an effort to climb the tree, her pair of big, white legs searching for footholds. That wasn’t really the problem; the key was the position between the two of them.
Mi Xiu was about one and a half meters off the ground, and Wang Hao was standing at the base of the tree. He looked up... white underwear! Paired with those luminous white legs—oh boy, even I’m embarrassed to see this...
"Brother Hao, what are you looking at... Agh!" Mi Xiu turned her head to look at Wang Hao and realized he was staring up at her, suddenly becoming aware of her exposure. Her little face turned bright red, "Don’t you look!"
"I didn’t want to, baby," the baby also felt wronged, indicating great distress, "it’s not my fault you wore so little..."
Maybe knowing that Wang Hao saw the color of her underwear, Mi Xiu suddenly found it a bit hard to grasp the branches...
"Ah!" She let out a sharp scream. High heels were not suitable for tree climbing, and she slipped a bit because she didn’t find a steady foothold. Wang Hao couldn’t just stand by and do nothing, right?
"Be careful!" Wang Hao subconsciously stretched out his hand to push a bit, and then...
Hm? What’s this thing that’s so soft and bouncy...
"Brother Hao, your hands!" Mi Xiu screamed again, "Don’t pinch around!"
Damn, Brother was just reacting instinctively, okay? Do you think I did that on purpose? I’m a decent person!
Wang Hao shrugged, "Keep going, I’ll push you up first! At a time , don’t talk to me about propriety between men and women; let’s dodge the dogs first!"
At this point, the audience in the live broadcast went wild—
"Ahhhhhhh! He saw the goddess’s *ss!"
"Damn it, I can’t stand this! Where’s my knife? My knife!"
"Jealous! Envious! Hateful! The goddess’s *ss... We’re begging for Brother Hao’s perspective!"
"What color is the goddess’s *ss, Brother Hao?"
"I think it’s white!"
"What does it feel like, Brother Hao?! From this angle, your hand is right on her *ss!"
"Oh my God, Brother Hao, please swap with me! You do the live stream and let me be there ahhhhhh!"
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While the live broadcast room was in chaos, all the dogs caught up!
"Oh my mom!" Wang Hao cried out strangely, and at this time, Mi Xiu finally managed to sit on a tree branch. Wang Hao hurriedly climbed up like crazy, moving as nimbly as a monkey—he reached the tree branch in the blink of an eye!
"666666666 Brother Hao deserves full marks for his tree-climbing skills!"
"Brother Hao has special tree-climbing skills!"
"Did I just see things, or is Brother Hao actually a monkey transformed?"
The two of them finally sat on the tree and were finally safe—at this moment, one could see the importance of knowledge. In such a situation, Brother Hao could still live stream!
"Comrades in the live broadcast room," Wang Hao, while looking down at the dogs running around in circles in desperation, finally breathed a sigh of relief and then decisively began to explain to his audience: "This is the difference between canines and felines that I mentioned before. Felines can climb trees. So if the ones below were leopards or tigers or something, we’d be totally screwed. But canines are different, they only have teeth as weapons. Look, right now, they’re completely out of options, aren’t they?"
How do you so naturally change the topic like that?! Just now you were touching this lady’s... that thing, hey!
While Wang Hao was explaining, the audience in the live room was clearly not buying it.
"We want to know the color of the goddess’s *ss!"
"Stop talking nonsense, Brother Hao, how does the goddess’s butt feel?!"
"Brother Hao, you’re so knowledgeable, please describe it for us!"
Oh my, the viewers in the live room are so enthusiastic. It would be bad not to fulfill their wishes, right? Wang Hao then said to the camera on his phone, "This feeling... how should I put it... it’s like kneading a big steamed bun..."
"Don’t you dare talk!" Mi Xiu screamed. "If you say one more thing, I’ll turn off the live broadcast!"
The girl was clearly distressed, and Wang Hao shrugged helplessly: "Alright, alright. I am actually a gentleman, so everyone should stop asking, or you’ll make the goddess angry!"
The audience in the live room was very disappointed.
"Damn it! I already took my pants off and you’re giving me this?!"
"I had my tissues and lube ready, okay? Then it just goes soft?"
"Exactly, exactly, what does a kneaded steamed bun really feel like? I’ll have to try it out later!"
"Okay, no more jokes," Wang Hao said with a smile looking at Mi Xiu. "But speaking of which, we’re nearing six thousand viewers in the live room now. It looks like today’s broadcast is doing pretty well..."
Mi Xiu’s mood finally improved a bit with the mention of that, and to be honest, she had a good impression of Wang Hao. After all, he had carried her for so long. She nodded immediately: "Yeah, it’s really grown quickly. Brother Hao, do you think I... have the chance to become a top streamer with tens of thousands of viewers?"