Chapter 454: Chapter 453: These three people look like bumpkins
The audience inside had just sent a wave of donations, and Mi Xiu quickly showed her gratitude, “Thank you, Big Ju Zi, for the two Fish Balls. Thank you whoever sent the ten Fish Balls,”–then she made a heart gesture with her hands–“Thank you, Brother Eggplant, for the heart. Brother Eggplant keeps it real, few words but heavy presence.”
Then she blew a kiss, “My dears, muah! Thanks for the support!”
The comments exploded again–
“Holy crap! Goddess, are you flirting with us? Forget the chit-chat, let’s rock a ‘strip-tease rocket’ already!”
“Can’t handle it! I’m going to recharge my account now; I’ll start with a big airplane!”
“Goddess, you must stay strong at times like these, they’ve been cleaning up the internet, and any live stream that’s a bit too bold gets shut down, don’t ruin your future… But if you’re going to strip live, I’ll send you a giant rocket.”
“I’ve already called the police, if they don’t show up, whatever!”
“You guys,” Mi Xiu pouted, frustrated, “Driving so fast, who can keep up! But hey, the slate’s clean for this lady. I forgive you this time! Now, let’s move on to the main event! My beloved viewers, it’s time to pick a guest for the live stream. Who do you think we should pick today?”
“Who else but someone ugly!”
“Yeah, if we pick a handsome one, what if our Goddess gets snatched away?”
“Pick someone serious! Someone reliable!”
“Serious my ass! You’d race the car right now if you could!”
“You guys drive too fast, I’m gonna go eat some spicy strips to calm down!”
While the comments rolled in, Mi Xiu started looking for a guest.
“Guys, look, there’s a chubby guy not far ahead,” Mi Xiu asked the camera, “How about him for a guest? He’d be perfect!”
“Perfect my ass, aren’t you afraid he’ll eat you into bankruptcy?!”
“Don’t be so bold, daring to invite someone so fat to dinner!”
“Yeah, it’s like one person eating for five, and who knows if he’ll even be full!”
Watching the reactions in the live stream, Mi Xiu felt speechless.
But what they said made sense…
Just then, a handsome guy approached, and Mi Xiu quickly asked her viewers, “What about him? He looks pretty handsome, right?”
The live stream audience protested more strongly–
“Absolutely not! How are we supposed to live if you pick someone that handsome?!”
“If you choose him, fan turns to foe!”
“Mi Xiu, you don’t know. This guy is a human trafficker. I was dazzled by his sports car and looks, and now here I suffer in the dust of the mundane world.”
“A bunch of losers. Just scared that Mi Xiu might catch a wealthy handsome man’s eye, right? I’m scared too! Please, Goddess, don’t choose someone so handsome!”
“Did I just miss a chance to be on TV? Are you all just jealous of my good looks? Miss hostess, hello, I am the male goddess who just passed by. You can add me on WeChat; I can take you to KFC for a spicy chicken leg burger.”
“Spray to death this elementary kid!”
“Everyone stop fighting. He’s just a kid, so don’t let him off!”
Finally, the room manager spoke up, “Stop making trouble in the chat or face a ban, no disrupting the flow.”
“Fuck sun, fuck earth, fuck air: Dog room manager, give grandpa a seven-day family bucket ban meal, and don’t forget my straw and tissues, issue a receipt.”
“Get me one of those meal deals too.”
As the argument escalated, Mi Xiu felt quite helpless. Dinner was approaching, and if she didn’t find someone soon, it would be game over!
She shrugged her shoulders and said, “Alright, alright, let’s stop fighting. I’m right now at the entrance of Jinhua Roast Duck Restaurant. I’ve heard this place has great roast duck, so today’s gourmet show will be all about roast duck! I’m about to chat up some folks now; stop fighting, or we won’t be able to broadcast live today.” After saying this, Mi Xiu looked around and spotted a group of three people walking towards her, saying instantly, “Let’s pick these three. More people make it merrier, and fewer would make it seem like I’m just pulling together a meal group! New friends, remember to ; we broadcast live every day!”
“Eh, these three look good! Check out that skinny tall one with a little braid on top of his head! That outfit’s pretty trendy, though his looks are a bit off!”
“That guy on the left, big and tough, wow, look at that belly, he might end up eating our goddess into bankruptcy!”
“Don’t mind if he eats us into bankruptcy, just don’t let him run off with our goddess. These three look like country bumpkins, perfect choice, no threat to us!”
“Right on, right on, this is the way to go!”
Mi Xiu walked up to the three men, and as she approached, she asked cheerily, “Hello, gentlemen, are you here to eat?”
Normally they should have just answered yes or no, but clearly, these three weren’t playing by the usual rules…
“Eh? This lady is pretty!” The one with a braid’s eyes lit up like bulbs the moment he saw Mi Xiu, “Young lady, what’s the situation? Which restaurant are you from? Are you here to pull us to your place? That’s no problem at all. By the way, what’s your name? Your phone number, QQ, and WeChat, tell me all, let me find you!”
As soon as he finished speaking, the middle young man burst out laughing and teased, “You big battery! Can’t even walk straight when you see a pretty girl!”