Chapter 142: Chapter 142: I Almost Believed the Bullshit You Spouted! (Please Subscribe and Vote for Monthly Tickets!)
“No, no,” Wang Hao continued playing the nice guy, “You can rest assured, I just came today to help her check things out and keep an eye on things. Rabbits don’t eat the grass at the edge of their nests, right?”
“So that’s how it is,” Peng Yongyan nodded. At this point, he seemed to already regard Wang Mengfei as something guaranteed and chuckled, “As long as nothing more than friendship happens between you two, that would be best.” As he said this, Peng Yongyan carefully sized up Wang Mengfei and said, “Well, I’m quite satisfied with Mengfei’s looks. But as you know, when it comes to arranged dates, it’s not just about the looks. We also have to consider family background, zodiac signs, horoscopes, and all that stuff, right?”
Holy shit, your standards are pretty high, huh? Last year it was horoscopes, and this year it’s the Five Elements?
“Yes, yes, yes,” Wang Hao was sweating by now, honestly quite frightened that Brother Fei couldn’t control himself!
“Is Mengfei a local?” Peng Yongyan took another look at Wang Mengfei, then asked Wang Hao, “For us Zhonghai people, when it comes to choosing a partner, it must be a local. If it’s someone from outside the area, no matter how pretty, we can’t consider them, right? Does she have a Zhonghai residency?”
Damn, does she just have a Zhonghai residency? Do you know about the Hong family, one of the four major families?
Of course, he couldn’t say that…
“Local residency, absolutely local!” Wang Hao nodded like a pecking chicken—then he immediately regretted it…
Damn, I should’ve just said she wasn’t a local and ended it there, idiot!
“That’s good, what about income?” Peng Yongyan was clearly very concerned about this, looking at Wang Mengfei differently, “She makes about forty to fifty thousand a month, right?”
Why don’t you just go with the wind and rise straight up nine thousand miles?
“The income is quite okay,” Wang Hao cautiously chimed in, there was absolutely no way he could let Brother Fei lose face now, so he nodded, “She’s involved in a special effects production team, and the monthly income… how much should I say?” Wang Hao said, “Thirty to forty thousand at least.”
“Oh? That’s not bad,” Peng Yongyan’s eyes brightened immediately upon hearing this, “Then she must have a car, right? Which one out there is hers? Or yours will do.”
Both of us walk everywhere, how would we have a car?
“Ah, well, haven’t bought one yet,” Wang Hao hastily explained for Brother Fei, “We’re planning to buy a nice one. Besides, once we’re married, one car for two people will be enough.”
“Right, that makes sense,” Peng Yongyan began fiddling with his car keys again, “No rush really, I just got this new Camry, high-end model, I reckon it’ll serve well as a commuter car. Speaking of which, if what you say is true, Mengfei and I together would have almost a hundred thousand a month, and both of us have local residencies, so future life should be quite good.”
Damn, you’ve asked so much, it’s Brother’s turn to ask, right?
Seems like you’re doing well financially!
“That, uh, Brother Yan,” Wang Hao looked at Peng Yongyan, finally beginning his inquiry, “May I know what job you have? It sounds like you have a high income?”
Wang Hao was just casually asking this question, as in arranged dates, such straightforward, direct questions were necessary.
However, he hadn’t expected that upon mentioning this, Peng Yongyan suddenly became spirited!
“My income is definitely great!” Peng Yongyan had intentionally steered the conversation towards this topic, and upon seeing Wang Hao so cooperative, he slapped his thigh proudly and said, “I’m in sales, real estate, you know? My performance this year is impeccable, especially with that Zhonghai Divine Plate you might’ve heard about, it’s in Golden Stone Town near the South Third Ring—I do sales there!”
And here I thought you were some high-end rich second generation or something, turns out you’re just a property salesman…
But speaking of which, why does the name Golden Stone Town sound so familiar?
Wang Hao suddenly widened his eyes: “Zhonghai Divine Plate? When did this happen? How come I didn’t know?”
“You really don’t know much, do you?” Peng Yongyan really got excited this time, looking rather spirited, “Golden Stone Town within the Zhonghai three-ring divine zone, the Tianjing real estate flipping group was just here a couple of days ago! Just this neighborhood, guess how many apartments were sold this month? Go on, guess!”
Sold how many apartments? This indeed calls for a serious guess!
“I’m guessing,” Wang Hao thought hard, “about a hundred or so?”
“A hundred?” Hearing Wang Hao’s reply, Peng Yongyan was initially stunned, then he began slapping his thigh and bursting into laughter, “Hahaha! How could it be only a hundred! Divine Plate, do you understand what ‘Divine Plate’ means? A neighborhood that doesn’t sell three to five hundred units a month can be called a Divine Plate?!”
Damn, so then Golden Stone Town must really be doing well!
“So how many were sold?” Wang Hao widened his eyes, “Three hundred?”
With a look that screamed ‘you country bumpkin’, Peng Yongyan proudly said, “This number!” He stretched out his right hand, waving his five fingers in front of Wang Hao and then proudly said, “Didn’t expect that, huh? Over five hundred eighty units! And now, just the ordinary high-rises in our neighborhood, the price per square meter jumped from thirty-one thousand to forty-five thousand! Do you realize what that means? Just any apartment there is worth two to three million!”
Oh god, can it really be that exaggerated?!
So that means the apartment that Fatty gave us…
Let me do the math here, if the ordinary high-rises are forty-five thousand per square meter, then those townhouses must be…
Damn, not seventy or eighty thousand per square meter?!
“Yes, yes,” Wang Hao’s eyes nearly sparkled, “So many apartments sold in one month, your commission must be quite a lot, right?”
“Do you even need to ask?” Peng Yongyan grew even more boastful, “Just our Golden Stone Town has a villa area, you know about villas, right? Recently, the Tianjing real estate flipping group came to us! Seeing the houses, damn the crowd was huge, all these people definitely have deep pockets, if they buy houses, they buy by the floor! At that moment, I figured, seeing such a big crowd, there’s definitely money to be made! Guess what happened just now? We had a house with bad feng shui, and I immediately had an idea!”
Wait a minute, this scene sounds so familiar.
The Tianjing real estate flipping group came, and there was a house with bad feng shui?
Wang Hao already guessed something and sat there waiting to hear Peng Yongyan boast, “Yeah, those from the Tianjing real estate flipping group indeed have a lot of money, you must have sold quite a few houses that day?”
“Do you even need to ask?” Peng Yongyan immediately began describing the scene, “Just so happens I know a bit about feng shui! I first told the owner of the house with bad feng shui, that road directly facing the house, that’s called a ‘Gun Evil’! And if it was just that, it would be okay, but most importantly, those two tall buildings far away looked as if they’ve been chopped down by a knife, that’s called ‘Heavenly Slash Evil’! With these two Evils combined, even gods couldn’t withstand it!”
He got more and more excited, unbuttoning his shirt, and gesticulating in front of Wang Hao, his gold watch nearly blinding Wang Hao with its sheen!
“I immediately went to find our manager,” Peng Yongyan spat as he spoke, “I told the manager, we can’t keep going with our real estate, the feng shui is off, it’s going to cause big problems for the people living there! It must be changed, if not, we can’t sell these houses anymore!”
“Amazing, amazing!” Wang Hao was even more amused, asking him, “So the manager agreed?”
“Do you even need to ask?” Peng Yongyan was all coolness, “Would it work if she didn’t agree? I had clear and sound logic! I took the manager and the people from the Tianjing real estate flipping group to see that house, and right there on the spot, just as I saw, ‘Gun Evil’ plus ‘Heavenly Slash Evil’, it’s a wonder the owner wasn’t directly done in, seeing they had such great fortune! Then I told the manager, we need to install something right on top of our neighborhood’s main gate! What to install? Just find a big rock and secure it on the gate! Guess what happened then?”
Wang Hao’s eyes widened, “What happened?”
“Right then and there, the Evil Qi was broken!” Peng Yongyan roared with laughter, “Just then, the owner’s father, if I hadn’t broken the Evil Qi, he would have almost been killed by a car! Tell me, am I amazing or what?!”
If I hadn’t been the protagonist of the event, I would have almost believed the bullshit you’re spouting!
Wang Hao and Wang Mengfei both nodded, “Amazing!”
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