Chapter 1018: Chapter 1020: Crossing the River with a Reed 2.0
I am the Big Spender…
The Mountain Wildflower House was deathly silent, and the voice of the Smoggy Saint Child echoed in the air.
Six monsters fell silent simultaneously.
The Demon Hunters outside also all fell silent simultaneously.
After a moment, Sifumo lightly coughed, “According to the records, the Saint Child’s strength far exceeds a typical Catastrophe Level, doing this is a God desecration…”
Wen Wen waved his hand dismissively, “That guy was stabbed to death by the Holy Spear, and the old brother who stabbed him lived a long life and died naturally, desecrating now and then is no big deal.”
“Besides, just his blood alone caused so many antics, he himself probably wasn’t any good either, a little insult is just that, an insult.”
Not to mention this Saint Child, Wen Wen had cursed even the great Overlord behind the Profane Blood.
He has always lacked any reverence for these so-called great beings; he has pissed off quite a few legitimate Catastrophe Levels, would he fear a guy who’s already dead?
Even though six monsters have slow thinking, some of the original memories were still preserved in their brains; as long as they are given some time, they can still figure some things out.
After witnessing the absurd deeds of the Smoggy Saint Child, combined with the conversation between Wen Wen and Sifumo, they finally realized that the Smoggy Saint Child was a fake, and the one committing such God desecration was the small-eyed man in front of them.
The six monsters all looked at Wen Wen simultaneously, their gazes filled with tangible killing intent, God desecrators… must die!
“Weren’t you curious about how I lured them over? Hehe, this is exactly how.”
Wen Wen patted Sifumo on the shoulder, then started running, and those six monsters, without thinking twice, looked determined to chop Wen Wen into pieces.
Sifumo exchanged glances and followed as well; in their view, these monsters were difficult to handle, perhaps everyone needed to join forces.
Wen Wen ran to the lakeside, looked around, then cut a piece of bamboo and threw it into the water.
Seeing the monsters chase out, Wen Wen kicked that piece of bamboo hard, and stood elegantly atop the bamboo.
Wen Wen wanted to attempt crossing the river with a reed again; last time he lacked strength and sank, but this time his strength had increased significantly, he was certain he could succeed.
The bamboo shot like an arrow through the water, with Wen Wen standing lithely on it, waving towards the six monsters and the others.
This time the strength in Wen Wen’s kick on the bamboo was more than ten times greater than last time, so even as Wen Wen stood on the bamboo, he continued advancing rapidly.
The monsters, like dumplings, plopped into the lake and started chasing Wen Wen swiftly.
But what Wen Wen hadn’t expected was that the bamboo rushed to the center of the lake, and cracked under his force, shattering apart.
Thus, Wen Wen sank again under everyone’s watchful eyes.
Sifumo and the others watched silently, they were professionally trained not to laugh when not appropriate, but seeing Wen Wen’s failed show-off, they couldn’t help but chuckle.
But just as the corners of their mouths lifted, their mouths dropped open wide.
A stream broke through the water, carrying Wen Wen riding on a two-meter-long colorful fish, the colorful fish twisted, and its slender fins flapped awkwardly, this fish actually carried Wen Wen flying towards the other side of the lake!
It turned out Wen Wen wanted to sink to the lake bottom deliberately, to ride this magical fish.
Ye Wen was slightly amazed, exclaiming, “I didn’t expect that this Hot Spring Lake would nurture such flying magical fish, but how did the Mystic Detective know this fish could fly?”
“That day while soaking in the hot spring, the Mystic Detective was the last one to return, perhaps that’s when he discovered this Divine Fish,” the Wanderer speculated.
The guesses heated up, but sometimes the truth is often not that complicated.
After sinking, Wen Wen’s mind quickly raced, thinking about how to save face, and then he discovered a two-meter-long big fish.
So he forcibly made that big fish carry him and clamped his legs on it to fly…
Don’t mind some minor details in between, in short, Wen Wen effortlessly reached the other side of the lake, and noticed that it was all white here.
This whiteness wasn’t mist, but webs; the Spider Ladies of the Mountain Wildflower House had already set up a dense web here, once the six monsters charged in, there was no way they would escape.
Wen Wen walked a little further inside, found a nicely shaped rock, and sat on it, waiting for the monsters’ arrival.
This Hot Spring Lake was vast, coupled with Wen Wen’s rapid flight during the latter half, he left those monsters behind by a distance.
In fact, the monsters brought it upon themselves, even if they had ran around the lake they’d arrive faster than now because they were trudging at the lake bottom, which was extremely deep, plus its temperature and exotic energy were far beyond comparability to the surface…
Upon the arrival of Sifumo and others, only then did those monsters who set out earlier arrive slowly, standing on the shore panting heavily, glaring fiercely at Wen Wen.
A few Demon Hunters of the Assimilation Realm exchanged a glance and felt relieved; these monsters’ intelligence was so poor, dealing with them would not be an issue.
“Why did the six of you chase me?”
“Desecration! God desecrators must be punished.”
“Oh, well, wait a moment then.”
These six monsters were straightforward; when Wen Wen asked them to wait, they indeed paused.
Wen Wen turned around, took out two sheets of paper, snapped his fingers, and two images printed onto the paper.
This was the Composite Printer ability, which can print images onto other objects out of thin air.
He flipped one sheet facing back and then showed the other two sides to the six monsters, “On these two sheets, there are two people, one of them is the Big Spender, the left one is the Saint Child, and the right one…”
“The one on the right is the Big Spender!” Lao Shiren pointed at the right sheet and shouted loudly.
Wen Wen asked meaningfully, “Do you all think so?”
The six monsters nodded one after another, under no circumstances could they say the Saint Child was the Big Spender.
Holmes slightly turned his head, he couldn’t bear to watch anymore; although these monsters were twisted and evil, they were indeed somewhat dumb.
“Since you all think so, now you are also God desecrators!” Wen Wen flipped the right sheet, revealing it still be the Saint Child; the two sheets were identical.
This simple trick wouldn’t fool normal people because they would make sure of the identities on both sheets before concluding.
But since these monsters weren’t mentally active now, don’t blame Wen Wen for bullying them.
“God desecrators must be punished, now please go ahead and punish yourselves first.”
Wen Wen snapped his fingers again, sending a jet-black force flying towards the six monsters, printing the words ‘God Defiler’ in large letters onto their foreheads.