We lingered affectionately for quite a while before we cleaned up the room and then took a shower together.
Afterward, I returned to my own room, recalling the scene just now, truly savoring the moment.
Just as I was about to fall asleep, the door suddenly opened.
Immediately, a graceful figure tiptoed inside.
I looked closely, and it was none other than Aunt Wu.
"Aunt Wu, you... you’re not sleeping? Why are you here?"
"You little brat, you two were fooling around outside for so long, do you think I couldn’t hear it?"
Aunt Wu pouted, looking upset, "That floozy was screaming so loudly, she almost blew off the roof. She made me..."
"Did she make your heart flutter, uncontrollable emotions, lost in passion, and you’re wet down there?"
I mischievously pulled her into my embrace.
"Oh, you’re something else, even flirting with your own distant cousin. Are you even human?" Aunt Wu gave me a sideways glance, full of resentment.
Hearing this, I awkwardly smiled, "Do you believe it was she who seduced me?"
"I do, of course I do. You’re still young, it must be that floozy who lured you."
Aunt Wu said earnestly.
I chuckled, "Then why are you coming to me now?"
Aunt Wu leaned against my chest flirtatiously; her soft delicate body kept snuggling into my arms. One hand had stealthily slipped into my shorts, feeling my firmness.
"Was it comfortable when you were doing that with Hao Miaolan earlier? Is her body tighter than mine?"
"After all, she’s a few years younger, I can’t compete with her."
Seeing her resentful expression, I kissed her hard on the cheek, "What are you saying? To me, Aunt Wu, you’re the best, you’re the tightest."
"Hmph, you only know how to sweet-talk."
Aunt Wu burst into laughter, seeming less angry.
When I slipped my hand under her nightdress, I realized she was already completely soaked down there, it was like a flood.
"Did you... use your hand just now?"
I asked mischievously.
"I... I couldn’t help it. Just thinking about you two doing that made me itchy."
Aunt Wu blushed, appearing embarrassed.
"Itchy? Let me scratch it for you..."
"I don’t care, just how you treated Hao Miaolan, now you must treat me the same, otherwise Auntie will be upset."
"Haha, but don’t beg for mercy later."
After a night of battling, the next morning, when I opened my eyes, Aunt Wu was already gone.
Just as I was about to check if Hao Miaolan had gotten up, I heard noises coming from the kitchen.
There seemed to be some argument going on.
I was stunned for a moment, thinking to myself, this doesn’t look good.
When I arrived at the kitchen, I saw two women there.
Both were busy with their own tasks, constantly criticizing each other.
"Look, is this food you’re cooking even edible? There’s not even a drop of oil."
"You think you cook well? Eating your food is sure to cause hypertension, diabetes, and hyperlipidemia."
"That’s nonsense, that’s how people from my hometown eat."
"That’s in the countryside; you’ve entered the city, you need to adapt!"
Seeing the two women arguing fiercely, Chen Feng tried to sneak out, pretending he hadn’t seen it.
Otherwise, it would be a hassle to be dragged into their argument.
"Little Tian, stop right there."
"Tell us, do you prefer hometown cooking or these bland noodles?"
I didn’t expect the two women to drag me in.
I smiled awkwardly, "I... I like both, each has its own merits."
No choice, I had to say that, picking a side would offend the other.
After soothing them for quite a while, the two women finally calmed down.
But during the meal, they started to bicker again.
Now I understand why having too many women can be a hassle.
After managing to appease both women, I finally dared to leave the house.
On my way to the massage parlor, I pondered, surely it can’t go on forever?