"Aunt Wu, I really miss you."
I chuckled mischievously.
"Here? No way, no way."
She waved her hands repeatedly.
"By the way, when is your cousin leaving? If she doesn’t leave, it’s really inconvenient for us to do this at your place."
Aunt Wu said with a blush.
I thought for a moment and said, "Then why don’t we go outside and find a place?"
Aunt Wu’s face reddened even more, and she whispered, "Huh? You’re not planning to take me for an outdoor adventure, are you? I’ve never tried it before."
"That’s great, perfect chance for a good experience."
The fact that Aunt Wu could say such a thing proved that deep down she really wanted to.
So I quickly grabbed her hand and went out the door.
As for what Hao Miaolan might think when she comes out and can’t find us, I couldn’t care less.
We arrived at a secluded park in the community, and after looking around and confirming no one was there, I finally hugged her.
"Little Tian, hmm..."
Aunt Wu hugged me tightly; she must be feeling very excited inside, right?
After all, she’s inherently a conservative woman who has never done this kind of thing outside.
"Little Tian, if we stay out too long, won’t your cousin get suspicious?"
Just as I was about to tug at her pants, she suddenly said that.
But at that moment, I was already an arrow on the string, beyond caring about those things, so I hurriedly said, "No worries, I’ll find a way to explain to her later."
"Aunt Wu, let’s get on with it."
I couldn’t wait to take off my pants.
Aunt Wu didn’t say anything else, slowly bent over, and raised her hips.
However, just as I was preparing to strike, the phone rang.
I took it out and saw it was Hao Miaolan calling.
Without thinking, I hung up immediately.
But very soon, the call came again, showing persistent perseverance.
Aunt Wu pouted and said helplessly, "You better answer; otherwise, she won’t give up."
"Your cousin, really, I think she’s doing it on purpose."
Honestly, I felt a bit annoyed inside.
Aunt Wu pecked my cheek and pretended to be calm, "Alright, she’s your cousin after all, can’t just drive her away, can you?"
I sighed helplessly; at this point, there was no other option.
Then I answered the call.
"Little Tian, where did you go? How come you disappeared while we were drinking?"
"Taking this long to answer, were you doing something unspeakable just now?"
"Cousin, don’t talk nonsense." I smiled awkwardly.
"Then why aren’t you back after so long?"
"No wait, why do I hear birds chirping? Did you go outside?"
"And where’s your Aunt Wu? Is she with you?"
Instantly, I felt guilty.
Really didn’t know how to explain.
Aunt Wu snatched the phone from me, "Miao Lan sis, it’s me. Little Tian and I went out to buy a bottle of liquor; I just can’t handle that white wine."
But Hao Miaolan laughed cheerfully, "Are you really buying liquor, or doing something unspeakable?"
"How is that possible? I’ve already said Little Tian is my junior. No more joking in the future."
Aunt Wu’s tone became serious.
"Just be honest, you really aren’t doing that with Little Tian?"
Hearing this, I started sweating.
This cousin is truly amazing.
How did she know Aunt Wu and I came out to do that?
Faced with such a question, Aunt Wu was immediately at a loss for words and didn’t know how to respond.
"See, you can’t even answer, caught in the act, huh?"
"You two, really, why do you have to go outside to do such things?"
"In the community park, right? Aren’t you afraid of being seen?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, you’re quite adventurous."
Hao Miaolan was getting more and more excited, even revealing the exact location we were at.
Aunt Wu grew even more embarrassed, wishing she could find a hole to crawl into.
At that moment, a terrifying thought crossed my mind, thinking could she have followed us?
If that’s true, we’re completely doomed.
Thinking of this, I took the phone back and hurriedly said, "Cousin, don’t say stuff like that, it’s not funny at all."
"Alright, not gonna talk to you anymore, we’re heading back."